Last mintue,need love messages, help

[tampon]

Right, day before and yes, I have left it till the last moment.

I am going to get a load of hearts in lovely paper and right on them little love messages.

Short but sweet, Then stick them in a box or jazzed up jar and then she can have a message every day of the year.

What I need is the little messages.

I know that there will be some piss takes but I could really do with some help as I don't just want to repeat I love you, 365 times.

I will always be yours, my heart belongs to you, I wake up and go to sleep thinking of you etc etc

Any help will be gratefully recieved.

[ehyouwhat]

What an ace idea that is. Genius.

*gets ready to go out an buy a tin and heart-shaped notepaper*

okay, so here's a few more then:

You mean the world to me
You are a bright-shining star in my sky
My heart is yours
You're all that I need
You're 1 in a Million

>> Edited by ehyouwhat on Monday 13th February 16:16

[crmcatee]

Just in case anyones forgot - these may save your life - or end your relationship.

You decide

I'm going to try it on the SWMBO tomorrow.. if I'm still posting at least she hasn't broken my fingers.

[tampon]

ehyouwhat said:

What an ace idea that is. Genius. *gets ready to go out an buy a tin and heart-shaped notepaper*

Can't take credit for it, I read it on here a while back. Think it will get some good "made a effort" brownie points though.

>> Edited by tampon on Monday 13th February 16:17

[B17NNS]

1. Thought that I could love no other

That is until I met your brother.



2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty

and so is your head.



3. Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face



4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.



5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not



6. I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face



7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life



9. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming



10. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?



11. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"



12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Timmy30]

I've been trying to think of some, sorry mate it's a blank, all I can think of is abuse and / or depraved suggestions

Hope someone else can help you, 365, that's alot to get thought up in time for tomorrow. Are you sure £10 on a bunch of flowers wouldn't be easier?

[wedge girl]

Now I would say, there's no point doing it unless you are going to use you own words and each message is deeply personal.

The whole point in the idea, is theat you've spent time thinking about each one, not gleened them from a bunch of internet nerds

[rude girl]

Why not make some of them 'promises' or 'favours', like bringing a cuppa tea in bed in the morning, or a foot massage, or rude stuff

And what about making some others reminders of memories - like 'remember when we laughed at xxx' or 'you looked gorgeous when we went to xxx and you wore yyy'

[Timmy30]

wedge girl said:

Now I would say, there's no point doing it unless you are going to use you own words and each message is deeply personal. The whole point in the idea, is theat you've spent time thinking about each one, not gleened them from a bunch of internet nerds

Oi who are you calling a nerd!

[Einion Yrth]

rude girl said:

'you looked gorgeous when we went to xxx and you wore yyy'

Don't be daft, blokes don't remember that sort of stuff.

[wedge girl]

rude girl said:

Why not make some of them 'promises' or 'favours', like bringing a cuppa tea in bed in the morning, or a foot massage, or rude stuff And what about making some others reminders of memories - like 'remember when we laughed at xxx' or 'you looked gorgeous when we went to xxx and you wore ky'

See deeply personal

[rude girl]

Einion Yrth said:

rude girl said: 'you looked gorgeous when we went to xxx and you wore yyy' Don't be daft, blokes don't remember that sort of stuff.

They do if they want a shag

[marcos maniac]

rude girl said:

Einion Yrth said: rude girl said: 'you looked gorgeous when we went to xxx and you wore yyy' Don't be daft, blokes don't remember that sort of stuff. They do if they want a shag

[cossie.]

wedge girl said:

The whole point in the idea, is theat you've spent time thinking about each one, not gleened them from a bunch of internet nerds

[Parrot of Doom]

"I know about the affair"

[oi_oi_savaloy]

'I miss you baby, but my aim is getting better.'

[Einion Yrth]

Parrot of Doom said:

"I know about the affair"

[tampon]

wedge girl said:

Now I would say, there's no point doing it unless you are going to use you own words and each message is deeply personal. The whole point in the idea, is theat you've spent time thinking about each one, not gleened them from a bunch of internet nerds

Yeap I know exactly what your saying but I think with the whole day it is a stupid illusion of happyness and love, people go out of the way to make sure the other one is happy with the fact that they love them. If you can't be bothered then why should you buy a crappy bunch of fowers if you don't want to ?

I am doing this so every day my girlfriend smiles in the thought that someone loves her. If those words are mine or someone elses I don't mind as long as she is happy when she reads them and knows that it was me that went to the effort and it is me who wrote them and down and gave them to her.

My problem is I am both very busy and very lazy ( do it tomorrow type ), I don't have the time to write 365 different messages right now, I have a good portion ( 100 odd ) but would prefer they were all different than just repeat mine again.

[holbayhead]

"jeeez you're not that good looking"

[Yugguy]

"Another year you ugly b1tch,
Why won't you just die?
Every time I look at you
It makes me want to cry."