Colin Fy...........Amazing!!!

[F.M]

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[zaktoo]

Can you get him hot? Medium's a little wimpy.

[s2art]

I've got this bridge to sell.........interested?

[touchingcloth]

zaktoo said:

Can you get him hot? Medium's a little wimpy.

Ok that's pretty poor but I did giggle so here you go...

>> Edited by touchingcloth on Wednesday 15th February 17:03

[zaktoo]

touchingcloth said:

zaktoo said: Can you get him hot? Medium's a little wimpy. Ok that's pretty poor but I did giggle so hear you go...

Ah, cheers mate

Admittedly, it was very poor indeed.

[lazyitus]

MY SMILE IS SINCERE. MY HANDS ARE HUGE AND I POINT THE WAY FOR ETERNAL HAPPINESS



>> Edited by lazyitus on Wednesday 15th February 17:05

[F.M]

...all i`m saying is he could tell you information that cannot be described as being fraudulently recieved...I cannot fathom any reaction other than amazment...

[mr_tony]

now go and look up cold reading will you?
Jeez - the fact that people get conned by these guys is hilarious. The only 'honest' one out there is Derren Brown and thats only becuase he tells you this is a scam - watch how I do it....

[F.M]

I`ve read all about Darren Browns techniques but when he tells a wee woman who`s husband died that her deceased partner hated the cheese and pickle sandwhiches that she made him EVERY day and used to swap them in his work with another guy which was exactly true amongst other personal information Darrens techniques, though very clever, would never be as good.

[nervous]

s2art said:

I've got this bridge to sell.........interested?

oo, yes please. is it like that one in the queens village?

[s2art]

nervous said:

s2art said: I've got this bridge to sell.........interested? oo, yes please. is it like that one in the queens village?

Yeah, yeah, sure it is. Straight from good old London town, Sherlock Holmes used to own it, honest.

[F.M]

I know he looks gawky.....

[s2art]

F.M said:

...all i`m saying is he could tell you information that cannot be described as being fraudulently recieved...I cannot fathom any reaction other than amazment...

If he is the real thing, there is a one million dollar prize on offer by the Amazing Randy. All he has to do is prove it to Randy's satisfaction.
I'll wait for that.

[nervous]

s2art said:

nervous said: s2art said: I've got this bridge to sell.........interested? oo, yes please. is it like that one in the queens village? Yeah, yeah, sure it is. Straight from good old London town, Sherlock Holmes used to own it, honest.

okay, ill take it. also, can you package me up some of those cans of pea soup so i can create the appropriate atmosphere?

[s2art]

nervous said:

s2art said: nervous said: s2art said: I've got this bridge to sell.........interested? oo, yes please. is it like that one in the queens village? Yeah, yeah, sure it is. Straight from good old London town, Sherlock Holmes used to own it, honest. okay, ill take it. also, can you package me up some of those cans of pea soup so i can create the appropriate atmosphere?

No prob, and for an extra charge we can provide some cute ragamuffins and street urchins with chimney sweeps.

[360boy]

My lady dragged me along to Portsmouth Guildhall to see Colin Fry last year.
Now, I am the world's biggest sceptic when it comes to things like this, but he had my attention 100%.
Amazing experience!

[nervous]

perfect. now all i need is something to feed the birds with for tuppence a bag.

[F.M]

Say what you mean...Some of the last posts have been vague/senseless.........
If you don`t agree.. why interject with mystifying jokes..Other threads await your attention where perhaps a clear relevant point may emerge.

>> Edited by F.M on Wednesday 15th February 18:59

[touchingcloth]

[F.M]

I like them...