One Out, One In...

[CarZee]

Radio 4's Today programme are doing a thing at the moment where we're invited to nominate:

- One person who should be summarily ejected from the UK
- One person from abroad who should be invited to Britain and offered citizenship.

In the first category I nominate Ken Livingstone

I'm struggling for inpiration on the second category... suggestions from R4 include Nelson Mandela, Bob Dylan, Shane Warne (?)...

Suggestions?

[miniman]

Out: Bliar
In: Kylie!

[mondeoman]

miniman said: Out: Bliar
In: Kylie!

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

[deltaf]

She got any interesting er..policies then?
Nah nah nah..nah nah nah nah nah...

[jmorgan]

England needs Warne....in fact it need the rest of the team as well

[plotloss]

Out: Tony Blair
In: Anyone.

Matt.

[kevinday]

Out: Cherie Blair (Tony would surely follow her as he does in everything else)
In: Kylie sounds good, or Natalie Portman.

Warne would be no good because we would still have 10 hopeless cases

[JonRB]

CarZee - Radio 4 listener. Am I the only one who finds this incongruous?

[Size Nine Elm]

miniman said: Out: Bliar
In: Kylie!

May I suggest a modification?

Out: Blair.
In out in out in out: Kylie

[Size Nine Elm]

kevinday said:Warne would be no good because we would still have 10 hopeless cases

No, no, no, not for the cricket team, to replace Alistair Campbell... he's at least got some skill at spinning.

[CarZee]

Size Nine Elm said: In out in out in out: Kylie

[yertis]

You know, I just don't see the fascination with Kylie. Am I the only one? She's virtually english anyway, as are all australians.

Anyway -

out - Blair

in - no one. we've quite enough immigrants, thanks.

[Podie]

Well, we had this discussion in the office, and it rapidly got out of hand... into organise the following pop starlets in order of "preference"...

Britney Spears
Kylie
Dannii
Anastacia
Christina Aguilera
Madonna
Holly Valance
Shakira

[CarZee]

Podie said: Well, we had this discussion in the office, and it rapidly got out of hand... into organise the following pop starlets in order of "preference"...

Nelson Mandela not getting a look-in then?

[farmboy]

CarZee said:Nelson Mandela not getting a look-in then?

Nah, we're all philistines

[farmboy]

On a more serious note;

Out - 2 Jags

In - All them true Brits who are now tax exiles, Coulthard, Phil Collins for example.

[iguana]

Podie said: Well, we had this discussion in the office, and it rapidly got out of hand... into organise the following pop starlets in order of "preference"...

Britney Spears
Kylie
Dannii
Anastacia
Christina Aguilera
Madonna
Holly Valance
Shakira

Madonna aggh!and Danii double agggh! need to be immediatly taken from that list and replaced with Rachel (S-club) and errrr errrr my mind has gone a blank now at the thought of Kylie Holly and Rachel having a little party



>> Edited by iguana on Wednesday 18th December 12:30

[beano1197]

JonRB said: CarZee - Radio 4 listener. Am I the only one who finds this incongruous?

How do you think he developed such powers of tact and diplomacy if not through listening to Humphrys, Redhead, Naughtie and the like???

(I bet I know what he'd like to do to Linda Snell, an' all!)

[Tony Hall]

mmmmmmmmm-Rachel.
Also Atomic Kitten.
Am I old enough to know better?

[CarZee]

beano1197 said: (I bet I know what he'd like to do to Linda Snell, an' all!)

I'm not sure who Linda Snell is but intuition tells me she needs shutting up. With a meat cleaver.