*Friday Caption Competition*

[Polarbert]

[jimothy]

The PH Transvestite collective decided it was time to come out of the closet...

(vixpy1's 3rd from the left)

[UKBob]

The trannies, quite frankly, were repulsive.

[Donut]

We love you loong tiiime...

[chim_knee]

"The 2005 annual "Make a noise like a Red Indian" competition had surprisingly glamourous entrants"

[Olf]

The make-up was so heavy only one girl had the neck strength to support her own head.

[eccles]

the first meeting of the 'trout pout' club only managed to bring in seven recruits.

[gemini]

Joy was expressed by the emergency services as one girl managed to free herself from the window

[zoidberg]

The grand final of "Stars in Their Eyes - Pete Burns Special" was just about to start.

[TeamD]

Other "butcher" victims come out in support of Pete Burns.

[TheRedOnion]

The Annual reunion of Pete Burn's clones went down well as usual.

[Jinx]

After much soul searching Fred decided that he wasn't a woman in a man's body afterall, and said goodbye to his pre-op friends.

[Tuna]

Pan's People thanked Botox for the success of their comeback, but couldn't hide their wizened hands.

[blindswelledrat]

Donut said:

We love you loong tiiime...

[lazyitus]

Can you show us the feet so we can guess the size of their cocks?

[GasBlaster]

The Rio de Janeiro tug-of-war team rehearse their award-winning 'blowjob from a distance' routine!

[tvrolet]

Hopefuls queue-up for auditions for the cat's ar$e stand-in as Top Cat heads for the big screen.

[markbe]

They have....Lips'i'tude....

[timmy30]

Liberal Democrats deny that an all female short list for the leadership election has resulted in cheating.

[gumballer]

'duck!'