Soya milk - is it gay?
Discussion
I have had some friends staying over for the last few days and, for some extraordinary reason, I was convinced that the wife only drank Soya milk. Being the good host that I am, I bought a carton of it and left it in the fridge for her.
Naturally, I was wrong and she didnt' touch it so it's just been sitting there.
Out of sheer boredom I just tried a glass and it's really nice.
But surely it's not right for a red blooded Heterosexual to drink Soya Milk is it??
Can anyone reassure me or have I somehow 'turned' over the weekend?
Naturally, I was wrong and she didnt' touch it so it's just been sitting there.
Out of sheer boredom I just tried a glass and it's really nice.
But surely it's not right for a red blooded Heterosexual to drink Soya Milk is it?? Can anyone reassure me or have I somehow 'turned' over the weekend?
its less gay than having sex with men but a bit more gay than expressing a dislike of football.
(note: not my personal views, this is a summary of the views of "the men in the street." You know the sort I mean. Like, when you're in a pub, and a barman says something about the football on the televsion there ("good game, eh?"
. you have two options.
1. try to blag it "yes, no. 8 is playing well isn't he? though the ref has made some dodgy decisions".
2. admit to taking no interest in football at all. the barman will look at you like you have murdered his grandmother or just landed from mars)
(note: not my personal views, this is a summary of the views of "the men in the street." You know the sort I mean. Like, when you're in a pub, and a barman says something about the football on the televsion there ("good game, eh?"
. you have two options. 1. try to blag it "yes, no. 8 is playing well isn't he? though the ref has made some dodgy decisions"
. 2. admit to taking no interest in football at all. the barman will look at you like you have murdered his grandmother or just landed from mars)
D_Mike said:
its less gay than having sex with men but a bit more gay than expressing a dislike of football.
(note: not my personal views, this is a summary of the views of "the men in the street." You know the sort I mean. Like, when you're in a pub, and a barman says something about the football on the televsion there ("good game, eh?"
1. try to blag it "yes, no. 8 is playing well isn't he? though the ref has made some dodgy decisions"
2. admit to taking no interest in football at all. the barman will look at you like you have murdered his grandmother or just landed from mars)
Oh god, some bastard must have slipped me some soya milk as Im straight and dont like football
>> Edited by polus on Sunday 19th February 22:34
polus said:
its less gay than having sex with men but a bit more gay than expressing a dislike of football.
(note: not my personal views, this is a summary of the views of "the men in the street." You know the sort I mean. Like, when you're in a pub, and a barman says something about the football on the televsion there ("good game, eh?"
1. try to blag it "yes, no. 8 is playing well isn't he? though the ref has made some dodgy decisions"
2. admit to taking no interest in football at all. the barman will look at you like you have murdered his grandmother or just landed from mars)
Oh god, some bastard must have slipped me some soya milk as Im straight and dont like football
>> Edited by polus on Sunday 19th February 22:34
I don't like football either. I have no interest. Tomorrow when I go to work the whole office will talk about it non-stop for the whole day. I cannot do this. Its just not interesting. I don't think its at all gay to not like football.
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