Monday Caption Comp

[simpo two]

OK, make that the second Monday Caption Comp...




>> Edited by simpo two on Monday 20th February 16:38

[scott64]

Simpo is this the new credit card ad your working on, "A bird with two pussy's priceless!"

[BliarOut]

Delroy said:

I want my pussy to watch a bird in action.

The genie said:

Your wish is my command.

[simpo two]

'If I could just open this window I'd get the bastard'

[alexkp]

simpo two said:

OK, make that the second Monday Caption Comp... >> Edited by simpo two on Monday 20th February 16:38

- "...Now pay attention Agent Frisky, this is your target, known as "Black Bird"..."

>> Edited by alexkp on Monday 20th February 17:02

[ZR1cliff]

Two pussies ,tit spotting

[blindswelledrat]

Proof that gingers can't get birds!

[UKBob]

Taxidermy Shocker - "Worlds tallest cats" claim is a scandal, reports housemaid who'se brooms were found without handles.

[Tunnelmeister]

Can you believe these fecking collars he bought us, even the blackbirds taking the piss out of us...

[johnjr]

'Trust me Frank! The last time I watched this black box a bird came out of the telly!!'

'Just you wait'

[ripton]

"Just be patient, when it goes 'ding' it'll be ready"

[john75]

ripton said:

"Just be patient, when it goes 'ding' it'll be ready"

Loved it

[JoolzB]

"Ginger pussies can't get thrush"

[paulie-mafia]

Two pussys in the hand is worth more than a bird in the bush

[wanty1974]

"RSBP issues cats with anti-bird flu system"

[ferg]

"Reg, how many times is it now we've fallen for the old 'glue-on-the-screen' joke?"

[ferg]

"'Ere Frank, I though the bowl with that golden fish in was good, but this is awesome."

[gorvid]

"Right...now press time select"
"Which button is that?"
"Hold on....."
"Do I hold it down then...?"
"Whats 22.45 in real time ?"
"Shit ....its gone"
"What about video plus then?"
"just shut up...."

[Rob_F]

JoolzB said:

"Ginger pussies can't get thrush"

[rich1231]

Eh I think that bird has shrunk our heads