anyone got any good jokes?

[forthright mc]

any sort will do, topical jokes,political jokes,practical jokes,anything that tests your gag reflex, ANYTHING will do! feel free to share as many as you like regardless of length
just as long as they're good and funny!
cheers!

[taccy]

Dustbin man doing rounds. No bin at no. 7. Knocks on door... Knocks again. Eventually a Japanese man arrives and opens door..
Dustman. 'Where've you been'
Japanese (said with accent). 'I bin on toiret'
Dustman. 'No, I said where's your bin'
Japanese. 'I dust told you. I bin on toiret'
Dustman. 'No, No. I said where's your dustbin'
Japanese. Long pause.. 'OK OK, I really been havin' a w**k'

[Nuggs]

Plenty here:
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=8025&f=141&h=0

[360boy]

If you are offended by slightly racist jokes, do not read this.
It is pretty harmless though!

A black man goes into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder.
The barman says "where did you get that from".
The parrot answers "In Africa. There's millions of the buggers out there".

[neil_cardiff]

As above, all jokes go into the infamous thread:

Sean Connery Joke