Advise to Foreigners Coming to the London Olympics
Advise to Foreigners Coming to the London Olympics
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Corpulent Tosser

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Thursday 23rd February 2006
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If you are planning to visit the UK and happen to come from one of the many countries that drive on the wrong side of the road, the following advice, direct from the Ministry of Transport, is for you:

“Visitors are informed that in the United Kingdom traffic drives on the left-hand side of the road. In the interests of safety, you are advised to practise this in your country of origin for a week or two before driving in the UK.”



scorp

8,783 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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It's amazing any of us survive when we go on holiday, what would we do without such vital bits of advice from our nanny govt.

Trooper2

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262 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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Corpulent Tosser said:
If you are planning to visit the UK and happen to come from one of the many countries that drive on the wrong side of the road, the following advice, direct from the Ministry of Transport, is for you:

“Visitors are informed that in the United Kingdom traffic drives on the left-hand side of the road. In the interests of safety, you are advised to practise this in your country of origin for a week or two before driving in the UK.”







Survivors will be charged with reckless endangerment.

r988

7,501 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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That's one way of getting rid of them

puggit

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279 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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TeamD

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263 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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Corpulent Tosser said:
“Visitors are informed that in the United Kingdom traffic drives on the left-hand side of the road. In the interests of safety, you are advised to practise this in your country of origin for a week or two before driving in the UK.”


How? They'll never get to come over because they'll have already been banned from driving in their own country due to driving on the wrong side of the road!

Corpulent Tosser

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Thursday 23rd February 2006
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TeamD said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
“Visitors are informed that in the United Kingdom traffic drives on the left-hand side of the road. In the interests of safety, you are advised to practise this in your country of origin for a week or two before driving in the UK.”


How? They'll never get to come over because they'll have already been banned from driving in their own country due to driving on the wrong side of the road!


But the ones that make it will have experience of driving on the correct side of the road

rich-uk

1,431 posts

287 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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Driving round London in 2013? They'll need to start saving now...

chris.mapey

4,778 posts

298 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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puggit said:


(from www.b3ta.com)




That'd be even funnier if it wasn't so near the truth...

Chris