Chip chucker shoped
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Original Poster:

8,058 posts

270 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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BBC news said:
Mathew Buer, 21, of Clacton, was fined £50 by Colchester Borough Council after he was spotted littering on the A133.
Mr Buer had paid the fine and thought the matter was settled until a second demand for payment was posted to him from neighbouring Tendring District.
A council employee who was driving behind him notified both authorities.
Chip after chip
Mike Page, a spokesman for Tendring District Council, said on Wednesday that one of its employees had been driving behind Mr Buer and had reported him after taking offence at seeing him throwing the chips.
"It wasn't just a few chips - this was chip after chip and the wrapping as well," he said.
"It covered a fair distance and the employee who was following him obviously took exception and notified both authorities."


Just seen this spotty oink on the local news complaining how hard done by he was....

Poor little lamb....

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

32,041 posts

266 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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..should've battered him

scoobz

6,578 posts

279 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
..should've battered him


here,

all yours. bloody funny you are.

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
..should've battered him

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

ultimasimon

9,646 posts

289 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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Dear Cod; what is the world coming too

alexkp

16,484 posts

275 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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Horrible little scrote.

Should be made to spend a couple of days litter picking - much more effective than a fine.

nervous

24,050 posts

261 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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scoobz said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
..should've battered him


here,

all yours. bloody funny you are.


hoochie.

alexkp

16,484 posts

275 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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If a chip chucker chucks chips
And a chucker of chips is a chip chucker
How many chips can a chip chucker chuck?


(a. Not many with a broken fecking arm.)


>> Edited by alexkp on Thursday 23 February 22:47

puggit

49,832 posts

279 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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He haddock coming to him, chucking chips about the plaice like that

xm5er

5,094 posts

279 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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Sounds to me like the council employee had a right chip on his shoulder.

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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Paying off the large fine will be good for his sole.

scoobz

6,578 posts

279 months

Thursday 23rd February 2006
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nervous said:
scoobz said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
..should've battered him


here,

all yours. bloody funny you are.


hoochie.


Thats Hoochie Mamma to you.

simpo two

93,061 posts

296 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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I saw it too. He didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with throwing crap all over the countryside. File under 'ill-bred Gippo' and move on.

DJFish

6,018 posts

294 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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It's inbred monobrow little sh1ts like him who give the area such a bad name!!

Why the hell can't people have a little pride in where they live?

And finally, why the hell throw away food? I bet he's the sort who doesn't like pies.

Still I bet two fines really pi55ed on his chips.

{Edited to add the obligatory fish/chip punnage}

>> Edited by DJFish on Friday 24th February 07:24

ferg

15,242 posts

288 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Can't see what they mackeral the huss about.

CommanderJameson

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257 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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ferg said:
Can't see what they mackeral the huss about.

It's r-eel-y silly.

TeamD

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263 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Whilst I don't support his actions and agree that he deserved to get a fine. I don't see that dropping a chip is littering. Yes, the wrapping etc, but a chip is biodegradable (or most likely will get eaten by some wild creature, unless they're on a diet). Since he ditched the wrapper presumably when he had finished the fine should have been payable where he dropped the wrapper. If dropping of actual chips were a crime then surely if would be an offence to feed the ducks bread in the local park? Or indeed, could I be fined for trees on my property dropping leaves and littering? Just a thought.

Donut

4,521 posts

282 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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MMMmmmmmmmmm Chips

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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TeamD said:
Whilst I don't support his actions and agree that he deserved to get a fine. I don't see that dropping a chip is littering. Yes, the wrapping etc, but a chip is biodegradable (or most likely will get eaten by some wild creature, unless they're on a diet). Since he ditched the wrapper presumably when he had finished the fine should have been payable where he dropped the wrapper. If dropping of actual chips were a crime then surely if would be an offence to feed the ducks bread in the local park? Or indeed, could I be fined for trees on my property dropping leaves and littering? Just a thought.

Dropping a chip isn't littering. Dropping lots of them is.

r5gttgaz

7,897 posts

251 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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I wonder if the officer was part of the frying squad

>> Edited by r5gttgaz on Friday 24th February 13:06