New James Bond can't drive a manual
New James Bond can't drive a manual
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R988

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7,501 posts

260 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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news.com.au said:

Spy who was unloved
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By Justine Parker and wires
February 24, 2006



CONTROVERSIAL new James Bond Daniel Craig is looking shaken and stirred after a catastrophic start to his career in the role of Hollywood's favourite secret agent.
Fans are campaigning against his casting in the role, and Craig stunned studio bosses this week when he reportedly revealed he couldn't drive 007's classic car while filming the latest instalment of the legendary Bond franchise, Casino Royale.

And it's not just Craig's ego that's looking bloodied and bruised - the Layer Cake star reportedly lost two teeth on the weekend while filming fight scenes for Casino Royale.

Blond Bond Craig told filmmakers he didn't have a license to drive a manual car after they transported 007's original Aston Martin DB5 to the Bahamas for the film shoot, Britain's Daily Star newspaper has reported.

"Er, I don't do gears," he reportedly said.

Producers had to modify the wheels, which Sean Connery drove when he played the dashing spy, so Craig, 39, can drive it.

"We have had to adapt it so it's like an automatic. You don't expect that with James Bond, to be honest," a studio insider said to the Daily Mail.

Last year, Craig admitted another technical hitch - he is afraid of guns.

"I hate handguns," he said at the time.

"They are used to shoot people and as long as they are around, people will shoot each other. I've seen a bullet wound and it was a mess."

Angry 007 fans have launched craignotbond.com, asking the public to sign a petition against the gun-shy careful driver after the series of stuff-ups was made public.

"EON Productions angered fans around the world when they fired ex-Bond Pierce Brosnan at the height of his popularity. To add insult to injury, EON cast a short, blond, odd-looking Daniel Craig in the role of Bond," statement on the site said.

"... If EON Productions and Sony Pictures will not accept they've made a big mistake, then Bond fans promise to boycott Casino Royale>/i>".

Brosnan was only replaced because producers refused to give him a pay rise, the website also claimed.

Meanwhile, Brosnan has stepped into the fray, saying he'd love to play 007 again.

The star, who was ditched after playing the sexy spy in the previous four instalments, says he'd love to reprise the role if Craig doesn't work out.

"If such a scenario arose, I would jump at it," he said to the Daily Star.

But Brosnan also revealed his own litany of injuries after Craig's weekend tooth-shattering incident - none of which were held up to media scrutiny during his popular reign in the role.

"It never made it in to the papers, but I've had my face sliced open by a stuntman and a knee injury," he said.

"But it's all part and parcel of being Bond. I'm afraid Daniel will have to face a lot more real-life injuries."

with BANG Showbiz.


http://entertainment.news.com.au/stor


Can't drive a manual, doesn't like guns, what kind of wimp have they picked for this role, I suppose he will refuse a sex scene because he isn't married next

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

265 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Hes an actor fgs, not Andy McNab.

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

285 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Ya, sad to say most actors cant do what you see on screen, take spiderman for instance....

Polarbert

17,936 posts

262 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Fair enough he doesn't like guns, but can't drive a manual? What sort of a woman is he?

tallbloke

10,376 posts

314 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Parrot of Doom said:
Hes an actor.


Who drives an automatic but can't shoot one.

focusonme

691 posts

256 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Check list for James Bond audition, "Casino Royale"

Looks good with a gun. [YES] [NO]
Looks good in an Aston. [YES] [NO]
Men want to be him. [YES] [NO]
Women want to be with him. [YES] [NO]

Bunch of muppets.

zaktoo

1,401 posts

271 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Where did they find this toss-bucket? Next!

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

262 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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tallbloke said:
Parrot of Doom said:
Hes an actor.


Who drives an automatic but can't shoot one.


Now, that was sincerely funny....You irritating jackass you! You may live another day

tallbloke

10,376 posts

314 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Hey Jimbeaux! I used a gun in anger today and took a life.

The neighbours had been complainin' about the long tailed wildlife they saw pickin the leftovers from under the birdtable.

I decided death by airgun was better than poison so; phuuut: RIP ratty.

Andy Mac

73,668 posts

286 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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focusonme said:
Check list for James Bond audition, "Casino Royale"

Looks good with a gun. [YES] [NO]
Looks good in an Aston. [YES] [NO]
Men want to be him. [YES] [NO]
Women want to be with him. [YES] [NO]

Bunch of muppets.

Of course you could wait to see how it turns out before this absurd critisism Craig seems to have gotten recently.

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

262 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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tallbloke said:
Hey Jimbeaux! I used a gun in anger today and took a life.

The neighbours had been complainin' about the long tailed wildlife they saw pickin the leftovers from under the birdtable.

I decided death by airgun was better than poison so; phuuut: RIP ratty.


Shhhhh...the animal right's nutters are at your back door.....stay down!

tallbloke

10,376 posts

314 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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jimbeaux said:
tallbloke said:
I decided death by airgun was better than poison so; phuuut: RIP ratty.


Shhhhh...the animal right's nutters are at your back door.....stay down!

[Puts on tinfoil hat]
Heh, they can't see me now!

Popzak

794 posts

250 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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I say Bring back Sean Connery

ErnestM

11,621 posts

298 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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tennish?

We at PistonHeads apologise for this intrusion from the most popular thread on the board...

ErnestM

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

261 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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RobDickinson said:
Ya, sad to say most actors cant do what you see on screen, take spiderman for instance....


Spiderman's an actor?!?!?

s2gonzo

6,257 posts

271 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Sciroccology said:
RobDickinson said:
Ya, sad to say most actors cant do what you see on screen, take spiderman for instance....


Spiderman's an actor?!?!?


don't worry, we still have Superman, He's real

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

275 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Why screw up a classic car? Surely the dickhead could have learned to operate a manual box, it's not exactly rocket science.

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

279 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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I bet he can't do that, either.

JMGS4

8,933 posts

301 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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I have it from a reliable source that he spewed in the boat when brought up the Thames by the Marines in an assault boat for the London exposée, he can't drive, doesnT like guns, apparently can't even act, and such a nancy is to be the new Bond?? NEVER!!! send the flickin wimp back into the morass of unimportantism where bLIAr and RedKEn belong.....
FFS are the Sony Japs going mad????



>> Edited by JMGS4 on Friday 24th February 07:23

gasblaster

27,593 posts

310 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Everyone knows that when driving and shooting out of the window at the same time, a manual gearbox is a no-no. Jeez.