Thanks to Tesco's Magazine stand I now know.......

[anniesdad]

that Kerry Katona is looking for a bad boy, Chantelle is sleeping with Preston and the Beckham's marriage isn't a business arrangement after all!

I hate those feckin' magazines!

S

>> Edited by anniesdad on Friday 24th February 16:41

[sstein]

I seen one this week that had on its front cover.

"Find out what celebs really weigh" or something to that effect.

Sad isn't it.

-

Stuart

[mybrainhurts]

I really cannot understand the desire to read such rubbish....

[JamieBeeston]

mybrainhurts said:

I really cannot understand the desire to read such rubbish....

Can you understand women?

There we go then.

[djfish]

sstein said:

"Find out what celebs really weigh"

I'd guess the answer would be 'themselves and ingredients when cooking'.

Two words that for me sum up everything wrong with todays society: Pete Dougherty

Wouldn't be suprised if we're reverting back to apes

[nubbin]

anniesdad said:

Chantelle is sleeping with Preston

What? The entire population? Blimey, she's got some energy reserves!!

[mybrainhurts]

JamieBeeston said:

mybrainhurts said: I really cannot understand the desire to read such rubbish.... Can you understand women? There we go then.

No...

You're right....

[mr_tony]

djfish said:

Two words that for me sum up everything wrong with todays society: Pete Dougherty

Grumpy old giffer alert!!!

It's Docherty for starters just to get the pedant bit out the way.
No I hate our celebrity obsessed culture - they're all bland and boring. Can't profess to like the music th man makes, but to paraphrase the late great B Hicks esq - I like my rockstars DEAD - not miming of top of the pops. Like it or not Docherty is living the rock adn roll life and he is a capable musician (when he hasn't just shot up)- good on him - rather have people like that in the charts than shite reality tv manufactured turds...

can you tell I feel strongly about this

Anyway, rant over, as you were....

[dugless]

I always look through my wifes crappy mags,there ALWAYS photos of bodies scantily clad women,ok no the ' nuts ' level,but worth a browse.

[puffpuff]

This week in my local paper: Hollywood star visits estate agents on pages 1, 2 16 and 17 including six photos and sub-headings "Film Star's visit has town all a-flutter", "Actor absorbs the culture and soaks up the history", "Fan's dream comes true", "House hunting hints", "A lucky day for photographs" and even a profile that includes the fascintating fact that amongst his pets has been an octopus.
Who is he? Nicolas Cage.
Who gives a ? No one.

[anniesdad]

puffpuff said:

Who is he? Nicolas Cage.

Ah ha! but Cage is a petrolhead.

So actually we care about him.....

[xiphias]

I thought about this in boots the other day whilst queuing. However, by walking along the stand, its possible to gleam all the information from all the different magazines. "Find out inside!" actually means look on the cover of another magazine.

Do I care?

[bazc]

mr_tony said:

djfish said: Two words that for me sum up everything wrong with todays society: Pete Dougherty Grumpy old giffer alert!!! It's Docherty for starters just to get the pedant bit out the way.

[pendant]Think it's actually Doherty...[/pendant]

[anniesdad]

bazc said:

mr_tony said: djfish said: Two words that for me sum up everything wrong with todays society: Pete Dougherty Grumpy old giffer alert!!! It's Docherty for starters just to get the pedant bit out the way. [pendant]Think it's actually Doherty...[/pendant]

I didn't dare tell him!

[mr_tony]

[pendant]Think it's actually Doherty...[/pendant] [/quote]

As the man in the orthopaedic shoes said - "I stand corrected". (badum tish)

[moosepig]

bazc said:

[pendant]Think it's actually Doherty...[/pendant]

[pedant] I think it's actually "pedant"... [/pedant]

[anniesdad]

moosepig said:

bazc said: [pendant]Think it's actually Doherty...[/pendant] [pedant] I think it's actually "pedant"... [/pedant]

Even better!!

[cliffe_mafia]

moosepig said:

bazc said: [pendant]Think it's actually Doherty...[/pendant] [pedant] I think it's actually "pedant"... [/pedant]

Now you're just getting pendantic

[littlegreenfairy]

Those magazines epitomise todays society - all glossy, but not much on the inside.

Now Vogue and Harpers are a different kettle of fish..

[Raffles]

mr_tony said:

It's Docherty for starters just to get the pedant bit out the way. No I hate our celebrity obsessed culture - they're all bland and boring. Can't profess to like the music th man makes, but to paraphrase the late great B Hicks esq - I like my rockstars DEAD - not miming of top of the pops. Like it or not Docherty is living the rock adn roll life and he is a capable musician (when he hasn't just shot up)- good on him - rather have people like that in the charts than shite reality tv manufactured turds... can you tell I feel strongly about this Anyway, rant over, as you were....

Very good point, I agree. Rockstars have always been cocane sniffing crazy folk. It's how it should be.