Sudanese man marries goat !!
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Priceless ........ man caught shagging a goat has to marry it :
From BBC News
( dont' know whether he used the missionary or doggy ( goatee ? ) position though )
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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
From BBC News
( dont' know whether he used the missionary or doggy ( goatee ? ) position though )
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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
alfaman said:
( dont' know whether he used the missionary or doggy ( goatee ? ) position though )
I'm reliably informed by a number of Welsh associates that the only way to make love to a sheep (so I'm assuming it's the same for a goat) is with the aid of a pair of wellington boots.
Sliding the sheep's rear legs into your wellington boots, you can put the front legs over your shoulders and thus have clear access to all that's needed and keep your hands free.
Alternatively, you can turn the sheep around and put the front feet over a low wall. Again, this leaves your hands free and everything in the right place.
They tell me, though, that if you use the second method, you miss out on all the kissing.
(I'll get me coat)
J1mmyD said:
( dont' know whether he used the missionary or doggy ( goatee ? ) position though )
I'm reliably informed by a number of Welsh associates that the only way to make love to a sheep (so I'm assuming it's the same for a goat) is with the aid of a pair of wellington boots.
Sliding the sheep's rear legs into your wellington boots, you can put the front legs over your shoulders and thus have clear access to all that's needed and keep your hands free.
Alternatively, you can turn the sheep around and put the front feet over a low wall. Again, this leaves your hands free and everything in the right place.
They tell me, though, that if you use the second method, you miss out on all the kissing.
(I'll get me coat)
You are behind the times, Taffy uses Vecro fronted Wellies, these days.
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