Gentlemans Evening

[john75]

Went to a Gentlemans evening last night and found it quite fun having never been to one before.

Just wonder if any PH's have ever been to one or a Ladies evening ?

[dugless]

On one gentlemans evening,my eyes were around 3-4 inches from Lynsey Dawn mckenzies a-hole.

What a claim to fame huh ?

[Mrs Fish]

What does a gentlemans evening entail?

[R988]

los angeles said:

If it's the one's I've been forced to attend it is drinking straight malt whisky, smoking cigars, exchanging stories about your latest expensive car, and talking business. Boresville.

You left out the strippers, maybe they are optional

[BliarOut]

Mrs Fish said:

What does a gentlemans evening entail?

Cover your eyes and ears Mrs F, you really don't want to know

[alfaman]

Mrs Fish said:

What does a gentlemans evening entail?

preferably NOT sitting in the front row.

[scott64]

john75 said:

Went to a Gentlemans evening last night and found it quite fun having never been to one before. Just wonder if any PH's have ever been to one or a Ladies evening ?

Not at Attleborough by any chance?

[JoolzB]

I've been to a couple, one of the most nerve racking experiences of my life the constant fear of getting pulled up onto the stage. The comedians were the most unfunny ever but I guess they're just there to give the other entertainment a rest.

[puffpuff]

alfaman said:

Mrs Fish said: What does a gentlemans evening entail? preferably NOT sitting in the front row.

And never, ever admitting to having the winning raffle ticket, it was a talc and tickle job at the last one I went to - not me I hasten to add!

[Plotloss]

Mrs Fish said:

What does a gentlemans evening entail?

Laughing at desperate men sprout small erections whilst well used birds spread their legs for pennies in a pint glass.

[dogwatch]

JoolzB said:

I've been to a couple, one of the most nerve racking experiences of my life the constant fear of getting pulled up onto the stage. The comedians were the most unfunny ever but I guess they're just there to give the other entertainment a rest.

Didn't get hauled on the stage but did get targeted by young lady wearing nothing but a big smile and body lotion. I was towards the back but next to an aisle...
Best joke of the evening was the response to the (comedian) compere's introduction: 'Tonight gentlemen we have comedy and ct'. Plea from the audience 'when's the comedy?'.

[andy 308gtb]

dogwatch said:

JoolzB said: I've been to a couple, one of the most nerve racking experiences of my life the constant fear of getting pulled up onto the stage. The comedians were the most unfunny ever but I guess they're just there to give the other entertainment a rest. Didn't get hauled on the stage but did get targeted by young lady wearing nothing but a big smile and body lotion. I was towards the back but next to an aisle... Best joke of the evening was the response to the (comedian) compere's introduction: 'Tonight gentlemen we have comedy and ct'. Plea from the audience 'when's the comedy?'.

That is class...

[zippee]

BliarOut said:

Mrs Fish said: What does a gentlemans evening entail? Cover your eyes and ears Mrs F, you really don't want to know

From what I've heard I doubt they're even half as bad as 'ladies' evenings!

[Bacardi]

andy 308gtb said:

dogwatch said: [quote=JoolzB]Best joke of the evening was the response to the (comedian) compere's introduction: 'Tonight gentlemen we have comedy and ct'. Plea from the audience 'when's the comedy?'. That is class...

[john75]

scott64 said:

john75 said: Went to a Gentlemans evening last night and found it quite fun having never been to one before. Just wonder if any PH's have ever been to one or a Ladies evening ? Not at Attleborough by any chance?

Sure was how did you know where it was ?

>> Edited by john75 on Friday 24th February 21:07

[leftie]

zippee said:

BliarOut said: Mrs Fish said: What does a gentlemans evening entail? Cover your eyes and ears Mrs F, you really don't want to know From what I've heard I doubt they're even half as bad as 'ladies' evenings!

From what I understand the notion of 'Gentlemen and Ladies' doesn't enter into it.

[celticpilgrim]

I once worked at a gentleman's evening in a hotel, as no female staff (obviously) could. Before the 'entertainment started, one of the Hotel waitresses had to give one of the organisers a message. Can you imagine the stick she got, walking across a room full of blokes waiting for strippers?

One of which was called - and I kid you not - Tanya Hide!!!

They were a couple of dirty bints, who pulled some poor bloke up on stage - he was stitched up - and the stripped him, did the usual rubbing their bits all over him, then set fire to his skiddies!!!

Oh, and while the comedian was doing his bit, they were giving hand and BJ's in the men's bogs - class or what?

All in all a hilarious evening - got paid for it as well!!!!

[B17NNS]

dugless said:

On one gentlemans evening,my eyes were around 3-4 inches from Lynsey Dawn mckenzies a-hole.

did you take any pictures?

hope you remembered to turn on the brown eye reduction on your camera.

[Muncher]

B17NNS said:

dugless said: On one gentlemans evening,my eyes were around 3-4 inches from Lynsey Dawn mckenzies a-hole. did you take any pictures? hope you remembered to turn on the brown eye reduction on your camera.

[scott64]

john75 said:

scott64 said: john75 said: Went to a Gentlemans evening last night and found it quite fun having never been to one before. Just wonder if any PH's have ever been to one or a Ladies evening ? Not at Attleborough by any chance? Sure was how did you know where it was ? >> Edited by john75 on Friday 24th February 21:07

A mate of mine went, and was worried about returning home smellling of baby oil and whipped cream. Well that is what he told his Mrs but he was hoping!! Brave as we live on the suffolk side of the border so double trouble venturing to a gents evening over the border