Semi-morons step in front of car

[Tafia]

Just had this from a lady in my area. I guess if she had hit them, it would have been claimed as her fault. Gang of yobs as witnesses of course. Note begins:

By the way , I had an accident in my car last Friday, near the fire station. Some nutters jumped out into the road on purpose and I braked hard . I pulled over as I was shaken and angry -contemplating turning round and following them- when I was hit from behind; pushing my car onto the pavement and into the hedge. I was kept for 2 hours at the scene . My car is a right off and my ribs are very painful.
I would recognise him again even though it was dark. So watch out if you are coming along the Holway road as this is obviously a new game for the cerebrally challenged .

[turbobloke]

Tafia said:

Just had this from a lady in my area. I guess if she had hit them, it would have been claimed as her fault. Gang of yobs as witnesses of course. Note contains: this is obviously a new game for the cerebrally challenged .

Sadly not a new game, it sits alongside 'walk down the middle of the road trying to knock wing mirrors off passing cars' and 'hiding just off the road throwing rocks at passing vehicles', but will never rival 'standing on bridge and dropping masonry on windscreens'.

Makes chemical castration / sterilisation seem a measured, tolerant response.