Fight Club

[Ballistic Banana]

Watching this tonight,great film but

Who would you most like to Fight

Bare Knuckle only

Liam Gallagher for me(knock his other teeth out )

BB

[dennisthemenace]

You could have a good go at parting his eyebrows

[fatsteve]

I'd love to gut barge Prescott!!

[Ballistic Banana]

fatsteve said: I'd love to gut barge Prescott!!

Punch him in the stomach and you would loose your arm

BB

[dennisthemenace]

fatsteve said: I'd love to gut barge Prescott!!

You may get lost in there take a map

[dennisthemenace]

I think i would have to take on a gatso with a gas axe who would Win

[inmate]

J Clarkson after dissing the Tamora tonight!

[cazzo]

It'd have to be phoney-Tony

edited to say the face being punched even has the smug, smartarse grin!

>> Edited by cazzo on Sunday 22 December 22:25

[Graham]

cazzo said: It'd have to be phoney-Tony

edited to say the face being punched even has the smug, smartarse grin!

Oi get in the queue.....

[Ballistic Banana]

mungo said: Best if I don't answer this one with the real answer, but the person in question would be sucking soup through a straw for a very long time

Dont you just hate it when someone on half answers a question and keeps you Guessing
Why! are u scared Mungo

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[pies]

Whoever designed the vectra (its bolloxed me back)
P.S might know who mungo is thinking off , would have been my first choice but i aint forming a queue lifes to short

[Ballistic Banana]

I would also like to add that Bloody clarkson now.
Anyone got a step ladder

Got ur mail Mungo and you have been duely 'ed

BB

[Paceracing]

Not that I enjoy a 'bundle' these days, but I would love to have given that lad who did the 'Faking It' thing in the Formula Renault a good slap. He was such a tosser, he could do with a reality check!

Jas.

[Graham.J]

Tony Blair and if he's not available or been beaten to a pulp before I get there then I'd bring back William Shakespeare from the dead and show him what pain he's caused the youth of today.

[swilly]

Ken Livingstone, just as he is about to inform me of the merits of congestion charging.

[incorrigible]

mungo said: Best if I don't answer this one with the real answer, but the person in question would be sucking soup through a straw for a very long time

One for me too please Mungo, hope it's worthy

[Tony Hall]

Was it just me, I watched the first hour, was bored, thought it was rubbish and switched off.

(runsawayfromlightedfirework)

[loudpedal]

Don't know about you chaps, but I'd like to b1tch slap anyone from the reality TV manufactured boybands. what a bunch of Berkeley Hunts.

[Mrs Fish]

Just reinforcing a post I made on Friday, I would love to and run over
CRAIG fg DAVID with a fleet of till there was nothing left of him.

Ah, I feel much better now

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Monday 23 December 09:51

I'm a bit crap at the old typing this morning hence the edits.

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Monday 23 December 09:52

[CarZee]

hmm...

1) Ken Dyingstone (neé Livingstone )
2) Cheif Constable Richard Brunstrom - I'll give you speed kills moer
3) Germaine Greer - Feminist Pioneer of the acceptable face of facism.
4) William Anthony Prodigious-Liar - Nuff said
5) The Entire CRE - EQUALITY - not positive discrimination - you Cus!!
6) Gareth Gates, Will Young, Darius and all their pretenders. At once. With a nitrous powered chainsaw. Suckers of Satan's cock.
7) Ben Elton - sad shell of a once funny man.
8) Robert Mugabe - come on then you simian psychopath!
9) The person who conceived of the term "Human Resources".
10) Iain Drunken Skiff - non-entity blocking the rightful place of someone with a spine.

That was a difficult choice. Would have been easier to tell you the people I didn't want to give a good kicking to..