Help...I'm becoming a chav...

[chassis 33]

Folks...please help me...over the weekend I bought an e30 318i, and sold on my SD1.

Now I've found myself trawling fleaBay looking for the cheapest Polish import Mtech dual layer boot spoiler...

...I've already bought a set of "eye brows" (WFT???), whats next, am I destined to start shopping for the cheapest Burberry flat cap, or 7 kids all by different mothers (Lexie won't be impressed)...what am I becoming?...is it the result of the hoodie I was given as a child by my school?...or by the prolonged exposure to the "yuf" I meet at the "yuf" Centa I help out at

HELP Please HELP...I dont want to be a chav, really I don't...please somebody...help me
this does somehow remind me of the Monty Python's Flying Circus "The Mouse Problem" sketch...(although I am not Arthur Jackson, 32A Milton Avenue, Hounslow, Middlesex)

Regards
Iain

[mybrainhurts]

Stand in a bucket of water and shove your finger in a light socket....

That'll sort it....

[chassis 33]

I'm not sure that it will...I already resemble SideShowBob on a bad hair day without the need for further 'modifications'...is that fact I've got that madness of hair enough to redeem me...especially hair as long as I have?

Regards
Iain

[Omi]

Stop with the silly pretty-boy mods, get over to E30Zone and get some ideas for making it the most enjoyable car you've ever owned.

[RobDickinson]

Your not chav until you've requesitioned some \W badges with a screwdriver...

[chassis 33]

Yes, angel eye smoked headligts www.e30zone.co.uk/modules.php?name=tech&page=techhella.htm and DIY tail light tinting www.e30zone.co.uk/modules.php?name=tech&page=techtint.htm is the way to save me...although piss taking apart, the E36 rack conversion is tempting...

Regards
Iain

[lexie]

Yup Lexie isn't impressed! Methinks somebody had a little too much to drink last night... At least he didn't mention getting the windows tinted

Dunno which is more embarrassing the SD1 where strange men take photos of it or a chavved up BMW!

[EmmaP]

lexie said:

Dunno which is more embarrassing the SD1 where strange men take photos of it or a chavved up BMW!

[EmmaP]

So Mini-madness then Iain? This is what happens when you go to Loughborough

[Jonna_Rex]

Bemers are GREAT. Points at her profile

>> Edited by Jonna_Rex on Tuesday 28th February 11:11

[Mr Whippy]

Sell it and get a 325i

Dave