One for the ladies...
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The Dude

Original Poster:

6,546 posts

278 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Just thinkin' of the ladies....

Did you know your breasts can bounce up to 14cm whilst exercising? Get some protection;

www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

(Oh, possibly NSFW, if your office resembles a church and your workmates walk around in full length brown robes, chanting...)


TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

281 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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that is the best thing ever! (oh, it's DEFINITELY not safe for work).

says i. at work. doh!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Some dangerous stuff there.....

artywiz

117 posts

260 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Im sure you are just concerned about us women but HOW (more importantly why?) did you end up on that site?

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

252 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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I'm going out to buy a new sports bra now...That was almost a horror movie...

wolves_wanderer

12,959 posts

268 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Is there any bloke who picked less than DD to start with?

lord summerisle

8,174 posts

256 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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i think i'll look at home... what with the amout of people at work who can see my screen...

mikedavis1

202 posts

269 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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"Is there any bloke who picked less than DD to start with?"


No

Darth Dave

2,253 posts

263 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Blimey! I had to send that one round the office rather rapidly!

paulie-mafia

3,321 posts

254 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Good god! My colleague had to switch my PC off as I was mesmerised for about an hour..

Darth Dave

2,253 posts

263 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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wolves_wanderer said:
Is there any bloke who picked less than DD to start with?


Um...no....but did anyone else think the G cup didn't bounce enough?

I like the side view feature too.

twelve_75

184 posts

260 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Boobs!!!!

God, I'm childish

dogwatch

6,385 posts

253 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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I think we all were!

twelve_75

184 posts

260 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Anyone feel like motorboating?

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

276 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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wolves_wanderer said:
Is there any bloke who picked less than DD to start with?


Aye me, I picked C, I'm not that keen on big saggy breasts, I have a couple of my own you see

twelve_75

184 posts

260 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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You or the missus?

Kiltie

7,505 posts

277 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Corpulent Tosser said:
wolves_wanderer said:
Is there any bloke who picked less than DD to start with?


Aye me, I picked C, I'm not that keen on big saggy breasts, I have a couple of my own you see
To be fair, I can vouch for the fact that CT's never made a secret of the fact that he prefers smaller jubblies.

blueyes

4,799 posts

283 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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Darth Dave said:
wolves_wanderer said:
Is there any bloke who picked less than DD to start with?


Um...no....but did anyone else think the G cup didn't bounce enough?

I like the side view feature too.



Ah but try the G cup on "medium".... how hasn't she got broken wrists?

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

276 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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twelve_75 said:
You or the missus?


That would be me

tollytuff

991 posts

262 months

Tuesday 28th February 2006
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im a C man myself too (i mean my preference, not my own... before you all start!). amazing how they used the same woman for all the shots.. she just changed her BOOBS.. clever girl.