Nicest thing your partner does for you??

[Nick P]

Apart from the obvious......

Mrs P does acupressure and reflexology of my feet, which in itself is no mean feat....
no pun intended

[littlegreenfairy]

I get a cup of tea in bed most mornings

[Kiwi XTR2]

Is Vixpy1 off-line for the weekend or are you just wanting a thread locked ?

[pbirkett]

Mine does everything for me. She holds the knife when i am eating food. Holds the toothbrush when i am brushing my teeth. Wipes my bum when I've been for a poo, holds my willy when i am having a pee and gives me hand jobs. What more could I want

[lightstepper]

Best thing mine ever did - left. Horrible bint...

[Nick P]

pbirkett said:

Mine does everything for me. She holds the knife when i am eating food. Holds the toothbrush when i am brushing my teeth. Wipes my bum when I've been for a poo, holds my willy when i am having a pee and gives me hand jobs. What more could I want

I'm gonna have to gee my missus up i think

[paulie-mafia]

Mine didn't do anything nice for me, despite my pointing out the fact that things were very one-sided and I'd like to get a little something back for all the flowers (every week!), meals in / out, rides everywhere etc that she benefitted from. Needless to say she's no longer the future Mrs Mafia..

[john75]

What happens if you have not got a partner ?

[Nick P]

john75 said:

What happens if you have not got a partner ?

ok, ok......nicest thing you do for yourself.....





keep it clean though

[john75]

Well I treated myself to a few drinks does that count.

[nicecupoftea]

Loves me

Edit: she also lets me drone on about cars, lets me drive, runs me baths, and sings to me!

>> Edited by nicecupoftea on Sunday 5th March 11:21

[paulie-mafia]

I'm taking myself to the cinema this evening!

[vixpy1]

The nicest thing my right hand does, is let my left hand have a go

[Frik]

vixpy1 said:

The nicest thing my right hand does, is let my left hand have a go

29 minutes.

You're slipping mate.

[vixpy1]

Frik said:

vixpy1 said: The nicest thing my right hand does, is let my left hand have a go 29 minutes. You're slipping mate.

Look, i only just got up!

[scared but happy]

not forgeting
- and thats just Sundays.

[paulie-mafia]

vixpy1 said:

Frik said: vixpy1 said: The nicest thing my right hand does, is let my left hand have a go 29 minutes. You're slipping mate. Look, i only just got up!

Nah, you were sitting on both your hands to make them go numb and you couldn't type!

[Nick P]

paulie-mafia said:

vixpy1 said: Frik said: vixpy1 said: The nicest thing my right hand does, is let my left hand have a go 29 minutes. You're slipping mate. Look, i only just got up! Nah, you were sitting on both your hands to make them go numb and you couldn't type!

[fruitcake]

paulie-mafia said:

Mine didn't do anything nice for me, despite my pointing out the fact that things were very one-sided and I'd like to get a little something back for all the flowers (every week!), meals in / out, rides everywhere etc that she benefitted from. Needless to say she's no longer the future Mrs Mafia..

Why didn't you just stop doing all of that stuff but carry on with the relationship acting like it was normal and then after a week or three, give her an ultimatum of your choosing?

[paulie-mafia]

fruitcake said:

paulie-mafia said: Mine didn't do anything nice for me, despite my pointing out the fact that things were very one-sided and I'd like to get a little something back for all the flowers (every week!), meals in / out, rides everywhere etc that she benefitted from. Needless to say she's no longer the future Mrs Mafia.. Why didn't you just stop doing all of that stuff but carry on with the relationship acting like it was normal and then after a week or three, give her an ultimatum of your choosing?

Tried that, didn't work!