Thanks for wasting my time

[dennisthemenace]

Been to See my old man tonight to drop / pick up presents etc , as i was going through town a plod car came up behind me so i pulled over , the copper came over to the car and said he was a routine check and was the car mine so i told him no (its me mums ) he then asked if i was insured to drive it , to which i replied obviously otherwise i would be in it ! so after a bit of a chat he asked if i had been drinking to which i said yes i have had about 4 pints this afternoon so i got asked to get in the back of the plod shifter and got breathalised which came up green , the copper asked if i was sure i had been drinking to which i replied yes 4 pints , so he then asked of what , lemonade i said the look on his face was a classic , he then said someting along the lines of thanks for wasting our time and told me to go on my way just got a producer to take in now , thanks for wasting my bloody time !

i suppose they are only doing there job but he should of asked what i had 4 pints of

[dazren]

You're now a marked man Denny.

DAZ

[Bodo]

Looks like this policeman was a notorious pessimist
Good on you to give him some sunshine in his life with your exemplary behaviour

Maybe next time he asks a little bit more concrete, if he wants to save some time keeping us the real evildoers at arm's length

[tvradict]

Thats the one question Plodmen ask which has always pissed ('scuse the pun) me right off.

"Have you been drinking sir?"
OF COURSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING YOU F*CKWIT OTHERWISE I WOULD BE DEAD.

The BiB should be more specific and say
"Have you been drinking anything Alcoholic sir?"

It's like
"Have you taken any substances today sir?"
Yeah, two pieces of toast, marmalade, an apple two beechams capsules and a lemsip!

Sorry, bit of a pet hate.

Good on you Dennis, Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[hertsbiker]

So if your REALLY had got through 4 pints of 1664, and were over the limit... does that mean by saying "ooooh noooo ossifer, haven't had a beer all day" that he'd have driven off WITHOUT doing a breath test???

What a stupid plod ! why bother asking anything!

Anyway, well done on a christmas wind up mate!

C

[david_h]

lmao, I must try that next time.

[dennisthemenace]

Twas funny got a bloody producer though Just remember to sound and look guilty as you say you have had 4 pints .

[little rant]
Oh yeh why is it police stations are only open during the day now 9am to 5 pm i think they are round here Whats the point your average bloke works from 9-5 5 or 6 days a week what chance does he get to take a producer in ????
[/little rant]

[madcop]

dennisthemenace said:[/i[little rant]
Oh yeh why is it police stations are only open during the day now 9am to 5 pm i think they are round here Whats the point your average bloke works from 9-5 5 or 6 days a week what chance does he get to take a producer in ????
[/little rant]

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Just a little Christmas windup Makes you organise your weekend to get the licence produced in time