Is yours a "he" or a "she" ?
Is yours a "he" or a "she" ?
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semprini27

Original Poster:

200 posts

252 months

Tuesday 7th March 2006
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Strange thing is, most people seem to refer to their motor as a "she". I've always thought of my cars as being "he". Strikes me as being all blokes together doing blokey things so the car must be a bloke ?

Surely if it were a "she" the noise would be more of a whine and the money spent would be much more unpredicatable. What "she" would obey the slightest of commands and respond with such enthusiasm whenever you're in the mood for a good thrashing ?

Awaiting abuse from female PHers - would be interested to find out if yours is a "he" or a "she" and why ?

r1_jon

859 posts

271 months

Tuesday 7th March 2006
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The 996 C2 was a she, the GT2 is definitely a he, it has big hairy balls

atomic

150 posts

260 months

Tuesday 7th March 2006
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It's a manufactured object so sorry, it is an it.

ripton

429 posts

260 months

Tuesday 7th March 2006
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semprini27 said:
Surely if it were a "she" the noise would be more of a whine and the money spent would be much more unpredicatable. What "she" would obey the slightest of commands and respond with such enthusiasm whenever you're in the mood for a good thrashing ?


Given my 944's wallet emptying prowess, I suspect that it's a she with a penchant for a good thrashing.

Pickled Piper

6,451 posts

263 months

Tuesday 7th March 2006
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atomic said:
It's a manufactured object so sorry, it is an it.


Yep

softinthehead

1,550 posts

267 months

Tuesday 7th March 2006
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atomic said:
It's a manufactured object so sorry, it is an it.


you have no soul

polarexpress

6,796 posts

255 months

Tuesday 7th March 2006
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Mine's a wicked vixen with whips, chains, wearing black leather who likes to get spanked and gives me pleasure...

>> Edited by polarexpress on Tuesday 7th March 22:34

roop

6,018 posts

312 months

Tuesday 7th March 2006
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Honda is a 'He'. RS500 is a 'She'.

burriana

16,556 posts

282 months

Tuesday 7th March 2006
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Mine is also an it (albeit an "it" with some character)

GravelBen

16,453 posts

258 months

Wednesday 8th March 2006
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burriana said:
Mine is also an it (albeit an "it" with some character)


what he said

tuteez

31 posts

252 months

Wednesday 8th March 2006
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semprini27 said:
Awaiting abuse from female PHers - would be interested to find out if yours is a "he" or a "she" and why ?


No abuse needs to be given - it's cars with life and character that are "she's" (amongst all the money-sucking and whining)

Oddball RS

1,757 posts

246 months

Thursday 9th March 2006
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"Honda is a 'He'."

I always thought they were very old 'shims'

You can't say all manufactured items are 'its'

For example Mk IX or for that matter any Spitfire is a 'ladee'

kennyboy

641 posts

267 months

Thursday 9th March 2006
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My 993 4S is a she..... from good German aristocratic stock, getting on a bit..... am I going too far?

PS - she's called Gretchen, previous 993's have been called Claudia and Heidi!

radron

237 posts

289 months

Thursday 9th March 2006
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my 996 is a he although pretty enough to be a she

Gulliver911

673 posts

262 months

Thursday 9th March 2006
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Strangely the Boxster was a She (Suzie), the 996 is a He. Dunno why

Don

28,378 posts

312 months

Thursday 9th March 2006
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Mine is El Coche Rojo.

Therefore a "he" I suppose...sadly, however much I love it, I will always think of my car as an "it".

Toolbox

24 posts

247 months

Friday 10th March 2006
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My 3.2 Carrera was a she,
lots of effort later its now a He, all rough and rusty with a big beefy engine.
When I find the money to sort the bodywork it will become a she again.

Im confused, the car is confused, my wife is confused.
I think it is currently in its 'Pete Burns'stage, all angry, vile and obnoxious.


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