Suing my fiance
Discussion
Earlier today,whilst i was reading PH ,my fiance asked me what i would like for breakfast.
As is usual, for a Sunday ,i requested bacon and tomato on toast with brown sauce.
Approx 15 min later i was presented with what looked like the requested breakfast.
As i bit into it I WAS HORRIFIED TO FIND AN EGG HAD BEEN PLACED THEREIN !.
When i'd finished wolfing the lot i confronted fiance for a full and frank apology.
This i did not recieve,her only reply was "do you want any orange juice darling?".
After much thought , i have decided to take legal action against my fiance regarding this abuse of my civil rights insofar as it relates to butty contents.
We had made a verbal contract (i.e Bacon and Tomato only)which was broken.
Can anybody suggest a good firm to handle this claim for me ?
01800 I SUE F**KIN BIG used to handle my claims when in the US.
BTW how much will i get - i need about 2 grand for Red Rose suspension for the Chim
As is usual, for a Sunday ,i requested bacon and tomato on toast with brown sauce.
Approx 15 min later i was presented with what looked like the requested breakfast.
As i bit into it I WAS HORRIFIED TO FIND AN EGG HAD BEEN PLACED THEREIN !.
When i'd finished wolfing the lot i confronted fiance for a full and frank apology.
This i did not recieve,her only reply was "do you want any orange juice darling?".
After much thought , i have decided to take legal action against my fiance regarding this abuse of my civil rights insofar as it relates to butty contents.
We had made a verbal contract (i.e Bacon and Tomato only)which was broken.
Can anybody suggest a good firm to handle this claim for me ?
01800 I SUE F**KIN BIG used to handle my claims when in the US.
BTW how much will i get - i need about 2 grand for Red Rose suspension for the Chim
Your lucky, at least she makes you breakfast.
The usual reply I recieve is "Make it your fcuking self!"
Obviously your were psycologically damaged at finding this egg in you breakfast as it had been unexpected, and you had not prepared your taste buds for such an onslaught of flavor. Also, not expecting it, your shirt, given to you by (add late relative here) has a special meaning and the egg yolk now dribbled down the front has tarnished the memory
The usual reply I recieve is "Make it your fcuking self!"
Obviously your were psycologically damaged at finding this egg in you breakfast as it had been unexpected, and you had not prepared your taste buds for such an onslaught of flavor. Also, not expecting it, your shirt, given to you by (add late relative here) has a special meaning and the egg yolk now dribbled down the front has tarnished the memory
tvradict said: Your lucky, at least she makes you breakfast.
The usual reply I recieve is "Make it your fcuking self!"
Obviously your were psycologically damaged at finding this egg in you breakfast as it had been unexpected, and you had not prepared your taste buds for such an onslaught of flavor. Also, not expecting it, your shirt, given to you by (add late relative here) has a special meaning and the egg yolk now dribbled down the front has tarnished the memory
At least you didn't get egg on your face. This case isn't all it's cracked up to be and your chances aren't egg-sellent. Keep her happy with the odd yoke and she will be all white, once you crack it, what's her name - Me-Shell ?? *I'll get me coat*
I fear you may be in breach of the engagement contract. It cearly states that breakfasts on a Sunday may only be made FOR the female party, BY the male party. Any breakfasts made outwith this arrangement are subject to repayment with intrest at 100% per breakfast.
Well mine does anyway
(the ink is still drying)
Well mine does anyway
(the ink is still drying)
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