New Years Resolutions...

[CarZee]

I raise an eyebrow in the general direction..

New year: Very much like the old one

Is pretty much my attitude to it.. (humbug indeed...)

Nonetheless, has anyone got any good NY Resolutions that they're prepared to share?

One friend of mine plans to work harder in 2003.. I'm having significant conceptual difficulties with that one.

Oh... and please spare me the giving up smoking/drinking/drugs/speeding, going to the gym etc..

[plotloss]

Well I have tried to give up smoking - didnt work. Giving up the drink and drugs would be a futile exercise so I didnt bother. I may be giving up speeding but only because the Tiv is going and I have just, this morning, joined a gym for the first time ever. Its actually only the second time I have been in one in the last 30 years...

Matt.

[Size Nine Elm]

Mr G W Bush has a few...

"I must try harder to invadificate more countries"

"I must try harder not to inventivize new wordspeaks"

"I must try and outdo Pops"

[deltaf]

I have many new years resolutions......the list is a long un, but right at the top, itd have to be to get a decent job.
One that for once ill be happy in, that dosent pay slave wages and then expect me to be in at all hours for no real reward.
Does such a job exist for an *ACE* mechanic???
I doubt it very much........

[Marcos maniac]

mungo said: My New Years Resolutions are...

Stop kissing mingers

We have read youre sober resolutions what about drunken resolutions!

[SGirl]

mungo said: You don't want to know my drunken ones! I get funny idea's when I am drunk that my sober mind would NEVER approve of! God forbid I should come home in the early hours tomorrow and post my drunken resolutions

Mungo, how could you ever make a comment like that and then not deliver?! See you on here at 4 tomorrow morning, then...

[CarZee]

mungo said: God forbid I should come home in the early hours tomorrow and post my drunken resolutions

yes yes.. but you don't care about God do you - what would Buddha say?

[Animal]

Let me guess - Mungo's drunken New Year's resolution: Kiss more mingers!

[Fer]

mungo said: My New Years Resolutions are...
* Stop kissing mingers

It's a good job I was not drinking coffee at the time!

Mine is fairly simple... Get a job!

[Size Nine Elm]

I've got one resolution - to reduce my body weight by about a stone - without surgery.

Apart from anything else, that ought to be worth about half a second when sprinting, without spending anything on performance-enhancing tweaks - to the car, that is

[Fer]

mungo said:

Fer said:
Mine is fairly simple... Get a job!

Good luck mate!

And to everyone else out there looking for work! I wish you all the best!!!

Thanks Matt, and don't forget to update your profile regarding the arrival of the car (and your birthday!).

[tuffer]

1; Stop moaning (this will be cured by No3)
2; Get fit again (No 3 will help fund this)
3; Find a new job that pays £**,*** (or better still $**,***)
4; Get a new car (Nissan 350Z),(or maybe even a Boxster if No 3 is good)
5; Pass all the exams that I have set as my targets (this will help with No3)
6; Go Ski-ing in Chile in July (couldnt get away this winter due to lack of funds (see No 7)(will need to accomplish No 3)
7; Screw every penny out of the muppets who built my house and have caused No1 and No6 (this could also help with No3, No6, No4 and No 2)
8; Have a good Christmas next year (this will be accomplished if I complete No 1 - No 7)

[CarZee]

Come on Tuffer - put some thought into it, man

[tuffer]

CarZee said: Come on Tuffer - put some thought into it, man

OK:- EARN CASH - BUY CAR - GO SKI-ING - THE END

[TheLemming]

tuffer said:

CarZee said: Come on Tuffer - put some thought into it, man

OK:- EARN CASH - BUY CAR - GO SKI-ING - THE END

Its a Mini adventure

[CarZee]

TheLemming said: Its a Mini adventure

If only you had any idea how many other people nearly posted the exact same thing but decided against

[CynicR]

My new years resolution is to stop existing and start living. Failing that getting sex more than once would be good.....

[tuffer]

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Its a Mini adventure

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That will undoubtably turn into a year long nightmare of work, fog lights and crap builders!! Its enough to drive you

[Size Nine Elm]

mungo said:

Size Nine Elm said: I've got one resolution - to reduce my body weight by about a stone - without surgery.

Apart from anything else, that ought to be worth about half a second when sprinting, without spending anything on performance-enhancing tweaks - to the car, that is

Best way to lose weight - Running - hurts but works!

Start off with 1 - 2 miles at a time build up to 4 miles every other night - You won't believe the difference after 2 or 3 months! I promise!

Thanks for that! You've made me change my mind. Surgery it is

[Size Nine Elm]

mungo said:

Size Nine Elm said: Thanks for that! You've made me change my mind. Surgery it is

You may not believe me when I say this but it even becomes enjoyable

After a couple of months of pain

And there was me thinking that you got your exercise by other means