My son stole my elise and rolled it!
My son stole my elise and rolled it!
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shangani

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3,069 posts

268 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Can't trust the youth of today - perfectly good car until my son rolled it. Even broke the rear aerial. He is six and doesn't have a driver's licence, so insurance not gonna help me here. Luckily the steel bodywork withstood the impact. No sign of the driver though....

Then again, could have been my daughter who did it.

Janitor

2,372 posts

250 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Oh Shangers... god that's such bad luck mate

Still, at least you're ok. You should have heeded the warning of plenty others here, but hey, just as long as you live and learn mate

Are you going to get something a little less 'difficult' now?

Anyway, I hope you get it sorted soon



(btw... anyone else notice the strange two week gap between the paint code on that car and the thread twist type in the carpet..?)

supaspark

2,105 posts

269 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Glad everyones OK....By the way your radiator looks pissed...get it sorted!

bjc388

459 posts

255 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Personally I think it was remiss of you not to tell him to get some heat into those 048's before embarking upon the lounge slalom course ...

Lotustuart

1,465 posts

262 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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shangani

Original Poster:

3,069 posts

268 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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bjc388 said:

Personally I think it was remiss of you not to tell him to get some heat into those 048's before embarking upon the lounge slalom course ...


Little b*gger took it out on the standard tyres. Must have ovecooked it going around the sleeper couch.

bjc388

459 posts

255 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Lotusnick S2

251 posts

261 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Andrew

Sorry to hear that.
I suggest you delete this post immediately, as someone from your insurance company might read it.

Nikos

p.s. can I have your OZ's if they are not damaged

>> Edited by Lotusnick S2 on Wednesday 22 March 21:56

GTRene

22,772 posts

255 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Also the discs, they look as new(no rust), and I guess that car has never bin on trackdays? is it a write of?

Oh, and they have warned you kids...kids, don't try this at home lol

>> Edited by GTRene on Wednesday 22 March 22:19

S works

10,166 posts

281 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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At least he didn't slam it into a lamp-post on the exit of a roundabout whilst crooozin

junks

303 posts

271 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Are there any salvageable parts left - I need a piar of rear wishbones

LotusElan17

39 posts

250 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Definitely something fishy going on here, looks like Lotus forgot to fit brake calipers, no wonder your son/daughter crashed, when did Lotus go back do developing ground effect, one piece undertray must smooth the airflow.

I recognise the crash site, almost certainly the kitty litter at Brands Paddock Hill Bend, they must have installed the giant radiator since I was last there.

A lampost wasn't involved was it, looks repairable to me.

Hard-Drive

4,291 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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Look, I appreciate that having your car rolled is not ideal but it could have been a lot worse. When I was nine I crashed the Millenium Falcon into my mum's washing machine, trust me, it was messy.

Raify

6,556 posts

279 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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Must have been diesel...

jakeD

201 posts

251 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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Is that what happened to twpbugger

Only joking mate

>> Edited by jakeD on Thursday 23 March 12:57

weed

211 posts

272 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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I reckon your homeowners policy should cover that.
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bher

786 posts

301 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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Small cars are like breasts, they are designed for kids but it is always the father who plays with them.

shangani

Original Poster:

3,069 posts

268 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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Best quote of the day!

shangani

Original Poster:

3,069 posts

268 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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If you have breasts, I can recommend a dietician and a personal trainer....

Hard-Drive

4,291 posts

260 months

Friday 24th March 2006
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Raify said:
Must have been diesel...


Cheeky bar-steward!!!!



The Falcon came "on boost" and it was all over...