996 prices in freefall - from the horses mouth!
996 prices in freefall - from the horses mouth!
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softinthehead

Original Poster:

1,550 posts

267 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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a direct quote from Henry's site re a nice looking dark blue 996

"A lovely looking car and great value for money, modern Porsche driving that should cost you your shirt in depreciation"

you heard it here first

>> Edited by softinthehead on Wednesday 29th March 09:55

ballcock

3,855 posts

247 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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It's all the rage now , you know ... 996 drivers have taken to sporting Rab C style string vests. Accentuates the fine lines of the traditional 6 keg gut.. (six packs are SOOOO pasee , dahling)

nervous

24,050 posts

258 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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luckily, as one of the founder members of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, i dont have any shirts. plenty of socks (in small)though.

Henry-F

4,791 posts

273 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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I can`t bloody win, you tell it the way it is and they moan you lie and they moan.

One of the joys of being dyslexic is that you never spot any typos that the spell check misses !

Website changed, (and in fact the car sold about 30 seconds ago !)

Henry

paracetamol

4,267 posts

272 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Henry-F...caught in the act...I saw a Boxter that you have advertised to include the mileage...funny that it happened to be lower than average for the year So if they are low mileage then mileage matters but if they are high then it doent...hilarious!

kayc

4,492 posts

249 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Paracetamol,such a cynic

ballcock

3,855 posts

247 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Hey nervie , did you get the key marks sorted on your car ...
(I was tellin my wife , she remined me to ask .... caring type , she is ...)

slippydiff

16,255 posts

251 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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Cynicism? I think not, realism ? without a shadow of a doubt

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

253 months

Wednesday 29th March 2006
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I really like henry's 3.8 993 LHD lemon, im sure he'll curse me for the lemon part but ill just blame it on dislexia like he did.. .. .. .. .. .. . .. .. come to a reasonable price for it yet henry?

Henry-F

4,791 posts

273 months

Thursday 30th March 2006
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paracetamol said:
Henry-F...caught in the act...I saw a Boxter that you have advertised to include the mileage...funny that it happened to be lower than average for the year So if they are low mileage then mileage matters but if they are high then it doent...hilarious!


If we are advertising on autotrader we quite often put the mileage in because you`re dealing with a one off advert and muppets like to compare numbers. On our own website I hope the viewer is a little more educated and so want to ensure they buy for the right reasons not the wrong ones.

Did a post some weeks or months ago listing the number on the speedo on all the cars in the yard and it made interesting reading. I think there was 1 car over 100k mls and the average was probably circa 50-60k (bearing in mind the average age of the cars was probably 10 years).

We are very skilled at what we do and have great depth of product knowledge, most other people in the trade (not all), don`t have that luxury and have to wing it on little or no knowledge so use numbers as a ladybird guide to dealing cars, (and try to sell new or nearly new cars as well to minimise their risk still further). Some even try to borrow rather than own all their stock to totally remove their risk !

I do accept that with a car such as the 997 we have on the site it`s only a year old and so number on the speedo / spec plays a bigger part in determining the purchase as in theory the condition of the cars should be almost identical. Hence we included the number. You will note we haven`t advertised the fact that our GT2 has only done 16,000 miles !

Henry

softinthehead

Original Poster:

1,550 posts

267 months

Thursday 30th March 2006
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poor old henry, i feel guilty now, you do come in for some stick. credit to you at least for continuing to put your head above the parapet

Henry-F

4,791 posts

273 months

Thursday 30th March 2006
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Hey that`s what I`m here for.

It was a bit of funny typo though!

Henry

paracetamol

4,267 posts

272 months

Thursday 30th March 2006
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Henry-F said:
paracetamol said:
Henry-F...caught in the act...I saw a Boxter that you have advertised to include the mileage...funny that it happened to be lower than average for the year So if they are low mileage then mileage matters but if they are high then it doent...hilarious!


If we are advertising on autotrader we quite often put the mileage in because you`re dealing with a one off advert and muppets like to compare numbers. On our own website I hope the viewer is a little more educated and so want to ensure they buy for the right reasons not the wrong ones.

Did a post some weeks or months ago listing the number on the speedo on all the cars in the yard and it made interesting reading. I think there was 1 car over 100k mls and the average was probably circa 50-60k (bearing in mind the average age of the cars was probably 10 years).

We are very skilled at what we do and have great depth of product knowledge, most other people in the trade (not all), don`t have that luxury and have to wing it on little or no knowledge so use numbers as a ladybird guide to dealing cars, (and try to sell new or nearly new cars as well to minimise their risk still further). Some even try to borrow rather than own all their stock to totally remove their risk !

I do accept that with a car such as the 997 we have on the site it`s only a year old and so number on the speedo / spec plays a bigger part in determining the purchase as in theory the condition of the cars should be almost identical. Hence we included the number. You will note we haven`t advertised the fact that our GT2 has only done 16,000 miles !

Henry


Well I'm convinced...now let me think which "specialist" coloured high mileage, low spec car to buy and shall I pay full price for it or the er....special offer guv web saver price....

Henry-F

4,791 posts

273 months

Thursday 30th March 2006
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Wow !