Do we have the right to Procreate?

[rich1231]

Should we automatically have the right to have children?
Simple question.

[SGirl]

Mr Controversial. You know what you're starting, don't you??!

[rich1231]

Pull the pin, chuck it and run!

[gtir]

When you say "we" do you mean Pisonheaders?
Damn right we do, just finding this site gives us the right to roger each other till the end of time, something Mungo is leading the field with!

We are all Teds children.

>> Edited by gtir on Tuesday 7th January 15:03

[SGirl]

Does anyone know what the ratio of males to females is on PH?

gtir said:
We are all Teds children.

Oh dear. Then what you propose isn't allowed.... No wonder PH was slow this afternoon!

[gbgaffer]

Not if you use fog lights when it is n't foggy

[funkihamsta]

Ooh how timely!

No, licensed only. No-one should have the automatic right to completely screw someone up.

[CarZee]

mungo said: Roger each other? Just had this mental image of BTAP 2003 being a big orgy.

You did your level best to turn BTAP2002 into a Bacchanalian orgy Mungo.. in fact I suspect it's the same wherever you go

And, no - procreation should be by a system of licensing only..

At age 21, every man and woman will donate their eggs & sperm. They will then be sterilised. An insemination will then take place after rigorous assessment only.

>> Edited by CarZee (moderator) on Tuesday 7th January 15:13

[plotloss]

Its high bloody time children were means tested. *controversial*

This working families tax credit is encouraging those people who shouldnt have children to do just that.

You need a license to drive a car, fly a plane, ride a motorbike and even use a sprinkler but they will let any half witted couple have children. There is something seriously amiss somewhere!

Matt.

[Tyke]

Is it just me or is it the halfwits can spunk kids out like shelling peas. They make totally unsuitable parents, and the ones who you know will make cracking parents (like a very close friend of mine) have all manner of problems conceiving.

A licence to procreate .. yes I think so. The country has too many halfwits already. One look at the cabinet and the royal family proves that.

[pdv6]

We need a license just to watch TV in this country, FFS!

[MikeyT]

but they will let any half witted couple have children. There is something seriously amiss somewhere!

Sorry, but that's cr@p Matt. Who are 'they'

[gtir]

mungo said:

gtir said: When you say "we" do you mean Pisonheaders?
Damn right we do, just finding this site gives us the right to roger each other till the end of time, something Mungo is leading the field with!

We are all Teds children.

>> Edited by gtir on Tuesday 7th January 15:03

Roger each other? Just had this mental image of BTAP 2003 being a big orgy.

Can't say I'd like to roger *every* PHer and no doubt there are some that wouldn't like to be rogered by me!

Mungo, no not all PHers
To "procreate" quote

To beget and conceive (offspring).
To produce or create; originate.
To beget and conceive offspring; reproduce.


(God knows what beget means though)
We are only allowed non PHers, as sgirl has pointed out this wouldnt work and is just plain daft.

[funkihamsta]

[whispers]
The storks Mike, the storks..

[CarZee]

gtir said: (God knows what beget means though)

You might know it as 'French Bread'

[Big_M]

Must admit that when I see Trailer Park Trash in Tescos letting forth with a string of expletives at some poor toddler I do wonder if the system could be improved somewhat. Parenting classes?

[SGirl]

CarZee said:

gtir said: (God knows what beget means though)

You might know it as 'French Bread'

Very good CarZee!! You know, you're worth every penny we pay you.

[pdv6]

CarZee said:

gtir said: (God knows what beget means though)

You might know it as 'French Bread'

... or French bred?

[gtir]

CarZee said:

gtir said: (God knows what beget means though)

You might know it as 'French Bread'

sigh!

I am conviced you have a panel of people giving you the best lines young Z.

[gtir]

actually "Beget" means thats what you have to resort to if you get turned down.