I want a Tuscan!!!!!!!
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Of course you want one; you'd be a motoring dunderhead (to use Clarkson parlance) if the sight of that cheesegrated snout didn't set your pulse a racing...
Shattering style, more panache than a skip full of Channel No.5 and enough pace to frighten even the ugliest Aussie rules football sociopath.
One pulled up last night and I said to the owner that I demanded a mild demo of it's crushing acceleration.
But as he tossed me the keys, the words that accompanied the action were depressingly disconcerting:
"You can have the bloody thing."
(But I didn't care; this, like any Tiv, has the most profoundly trouser altering effect on me. The Tuscan isn't a car; it's a robot from Mars that was styled by Da Vinci in heaven but wants to eat your lunch. Magnifique!)
Shattering style, more panache than a skip full of Channel No.5 and enough pace to frighten even the ugliest Aussie rules football sociopath.
One pulled up last night and I said to the owner that I demanded a mild demo of it's crushing acceleration.
But as he tossed me the keys, the words that accompanied the action were depressingly disconcerting:
"You can have the bloody thing."
(But I didn't care; this, like any Tiv, has the most profoundly trouser altering effect on me. The Tuscan isn't a car; it's a robot from Mars that was styled by Da Vinci in heaven but wants to eat your lunch. Magnifique!)
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