If Adverts Told The Truth....
If Adverts Told The Truth....
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Venom

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1,864 posts

286 months

Thursday 16th January 2003
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Being as it's a thursday morning, I'm in need of entertainment and received these earlier. Being semi-motoring related and as I'm such a generous soul I thought I'd share. Enjoy
reparesapologiesforanyonewho'sseenthesealready:

Advert1
Advert2
Advert3

:Edited cos I'm still getting the hang of this hyperlink malarcky:

>>> Edited by Venom on Thursday 16th January 11:40

TheLemming

4,319 posts

292 months

Thursday 16th January 2003
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The first one is excellent, the others arent bad either

Nice one

CarZee

13,382 posts

294 months

Thursday 16th January 2003
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I like these two:

Ad1
Ad2



Edit: This one's definitely for the guiness lovers here

>> Edited by CarZee (moderator) on Thursday 16th January 12:21

Psychobert

6,318 posts

283 months

Thursday 16th January 2003
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Think the film was 'Crazy People' Dudley Moore played an advertising exec with a sudden attack of honesty and Daryl Hannah was I think insane, (though difficult to tell).

Couple fo slogan that I recall;

'Volvo - they are boxy, but they are good'

'Jaguar - for me that want hand jobs from women they hardly know'.

Never happened to me in a Jag..

JonRB

79,914 posts

299 months

Thursday 16th January 2003
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A friend just sent me these:

www.jonrb.com/pix/adverts.htm

Bodo

12,557 posts

293 months

Thursday 16th January 2003
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alan_driver

1,281 posts

284 months

Thursday 16th January 2003
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Advert2



Your a brave guy, I was going to post it myself, but dindt dare.

Fatboy

8,267 posts

299 months

Thursday 16th January 2003
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Or try the latest advert at the bottom of www.sniffpetrol.com

Marshy

2,751 posts

311 months

Friday 17th January 2003
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www.b3ta.com/challenge/advertisement/

Fill ya boots. (Edit: But don't expect to get much work done... there's 77 pages of this already)

>> Edited by Marshy on Friday 17th January 08:14

pdv6

16,442 posts

288 months

Friday 17th January 2003
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Thanks Marshy!

Had to post this one though:

Venom

Original Poster:

1,864 posts

286 months

Friday 17th January 2003
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pdv6 said: Thanks Marshy!

Had to post this one though:




Young Danger Mouse would be devastated to see this one. Good work!

miniman

29,811 posts

289 months

Saturday 18th January 2003
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danger mouse

3,829 posts

288 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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ah, so finally you found one that was actually funny.

Podie

46,649 posts

302 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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If anyone wants to host them, I have an e-mail with about 9 others attached...

danger mouse

3,829 posts

288 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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Podie said: If anyone wants to host them, I have an e-mail with about 9 others attached...


....so does Venom, and as a result, so does everyone else I know.

Podie

46,649 posts

302 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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danger mouse said:

Podie said: If anyone wants to host them, I have an e-mail with about 9 others attached...


....so does Venom, and as a result, so does everyone else I know.


:crawlsunderhisrock:

CarZee

13,382 posts

294 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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CarZee

13,382 posts

294 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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true..

danger mouse

3,829 posts

288 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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Ah Mr. Z,

...the "Butt" of my jokes....

...that one is good!



:hatsofftoyousir:

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

285 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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CarZee said:

true..




LOL, how true is an understatement, no more need for photocopiers