Fly by...

[gooby]

Well they didnt exactly "fly by" more "stuck around".

Just1, Look away - this may offend!

This is all flies and bugs plastered across the front of my car and you can barely see out the windscreen.




>> Edited by gooby on Friday 5th May 12:44

[shangani]

You realise they are not going to let you become a Hari Krishna now.

[gooby]

shangani said:

You realise they are not going to let you become a Hari Krishna now.

I was pinning my hopes on a good "afterlife" as well.

Driving a Lotus will send you straight to hell....

[Joe - Exige S]

I washed mine the other day, went for a good blast and could hardly see out by the end such was the extent of the splats all over the screen!

I've never known a car to attract them as much as the Lotus does.

[S Works]

gooby said:

shangani said: You realise they are not going to let you become a Hari Krishna now. I was pinning my hopes on a good "afterlife" as well. Driving a Lotus will send you straight to hell....

Well you are deffo doing better than the wildlife in your neck of the woods matey.

Managed to punt a Pheasant into the afterlife on the A272 last weekend (fortunately in the doris' Puma) and was glad I wasn't in the Beast. The Puma was fine, the bird less so.

Stupid thing looked at me as I appeared over the crest of a small rise in the road, clearly made a quick decision that death was a better option than carrying on stopped running and shortly thereafter headbutted the front splitter as the ABS kicked in.

[boggy]

S Works said:

gooby said: shangani said: You realise they are not going to let you become a Hari Krishna now. I was pinning my hopes on a good "afterlife" as well. Driving a Lotus will send you straight to hell.... Well you are deffo doing better than the wildlife in your neck of the woods matey. Managed to punt a Pheasant into the afterlife on the A272 last weekend (fortunately in the doris' Puma) and was glad I wasn't in the Beast. The Puma was fine, the bird less so. Stupid thing looked at me as I appeared over the crest of a small rise in the road, clearly made a quick decision that death was a better option than carrying on stopped running and shortly thereafter headbutted the front splitter as the ABS kicked in.

Don't Tim I've just fell off my chair laughing

Boggy

[TIPPER]

Don't think you've washed her since the Hethel run, Gooby.
In the spirit of anything you can do....
I've not washed mine either yet and have recorded 1600 miles since setting off to Norfolk. Absolutely convinced now that black wheels are the way to go but not too sure about the abstract cow poo patterns down the flanks . Had to stop the other day when it rained to scrape the bugs off the screen - wipers were useless! Going away for a week tomorrow so looks like she'll have to stay in her current state till I'm back. Looking forward to a day with the Meguires .

[just1]

Noooo.... I can hardly look!!!!

[cej]

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