This could get expensive!

[ChrisJG]

NO, I'm not talking about mods and I'm not talking about repairs or maintenance....I'm talking about milk!! I've just got back from my first 70 mile round trip for a pint of milk and, you know what.....I already had plenty of milk!!

[shangani]

At least you can't say you weren't warned.

Good job.

[S works]

Buy a cow instead...

[S works]

...and then keep it on a farm...

[S works]

...50 miles from where you live

[shangani]

Accessible only on B roads.

[TIPPER]

We have a farm...next door...with 250 cows.
But there's a Tescos that's a good 50 miles away via the scenic route...and they sell milk

[Esprit]

hehe if only you could fill the car up with milk and drink petrol it'd be so much more simple :P

[S works]

TIPPER said:

We have a farm...next door...with 250 cows. But there's a Tescos that's a good 50 miles away via the scenic route...and they sell milk

They're probably all mad, you're better off going to Tesco

[beachbum]

Isnt Sainsbury's further