Sulking Massively...

[Ocho]

Well it's gone. Don't know if I should be reporting such a travesty, or if I should just put up and shut up.

My own fault - I married her in the first place, just a shame the first victim of the dreaded "D" word has to be the Porker.

Here's to saving up all over for something very similar in a few years time...

[ultra violent]

Come on, PB and single... Pork or no Pork, that's not a bad position to be in.

[Ocho]

OK - you have a point, UV. There are certainly worse places to be single. However, I didn't seem to stay single very long.

(I think new girl on the scene is secretly somewhat upset that both the Porsche and the RS4 went and were replaced by a humble old 3 series...)

By the way, UV, sorry for not coming back to you since we met out here - as you can now see my life has been "interesting" since then, and I've had to move on from the car game.

Hope all's well with you.

[wildoliver]

Sell the 3 series and buy a 964 at least you'll enjoy driving it!

[ultra violent]

Nay probs. I understand all to well unfortunately...

[Raven Flyer]

Been there and done that. Half of what she thinks you will be considerably more than what your solicitor will tell her that you do have.

Lesson to everyone, no matter how much in love you are at this moment... tell them nothing.

[Ocho]

wildoliver said:

Sell the 3 series and buy a 964 at least you'll enjoy driving it!

Ahhh, but when I said an old 3 series, I meant an OLD 3 series...

[softinthehead]

Raven Flyer said:

Half of what she thinks you will be considerably more than what your solicitor will tell her that you do have.

i am trying really hard with this one as I am sure it is deeply profound and contains the meaning of life, but thus far i am defeated

[anonymous-user]

softinthehead said:

Raven Flyer said: Half of what she thinks you will be considerably more than what your solicitor will tell her that you do have. i am trying really hard with this one as I am sure it is deeply profound and contains the meaning of life, but thus far i am defeated

I was thinking exactly the same! Sundays missing words game

[Raven Flyer]

Sorry chaps, an afternoon on the Grolsch was to blame

Half of what she thinks you have will be considerably more than what your solicitor will tell her that you do have.

[Ocho]

Raven Flyer said:

Sorry chaps, an afternoon on the Grolsch was to blame Half of what she thinks you have will be considerably more than what your solicitor will tell her that you do have.

I would say "God bless Grolsch", but I think that was just what I'd been drinking on that wonderful day 5 and a half years ago. Think I'll stick to the San Miguel or Rioja from now on...

Not sure what Arnie drives, but anyway, "I'll be back!"

[softinthehead]

Ocho said:

Not sure what Arnie drives, but anyway, "I'll be back!"

this is tragic tale. i feel for you. fortunately arnie has a quote for most occasions. in your impending "negotiations" you may wish to try some of his other sparklers like:

"fk you assole"

or if someone throws that Arnie classic at you, you can reply with his superb riposte

"no, fk YOU assole" (you can really go to town emphasisiing the "YOU" )

or one for her solicitor:

"you know i said i'd kill you last...i lied"

or my personal favourite (said with menace)

"dont drink and bake"

>> Edited by softinthehead on Monday 8th May 20:39

[zcacogp]

Ocho said:

Not sure what Arnie drives, but anyway, "I'll be back!"

A Hum-Vee, I think.


Oli.