I hate Birds!

[iccees]

And their shit on my car

[gooby]

Did you upset the girlfriend?

[iccees]

Her shit dosn't fall quite so high from the sky and as far as I know isn't white

[minidiva]

It's the lumpy green ones that REALLY chew into your paint. Get them off as soon as the b*stards lay them. I tend to find they appear when you park under trees. Bloody Pigeons & Seagulls - pain in the arse scumbags!

Now where's that shotgun...

[faithless]

Just thinking the exact same thing today, next door has a nest in her roofing and theyve sh1t all over my car and then on my arm whilst i was cleaning it off the car dirty flying ratz IMHO

[GRL]

Better to shit ON the car than IN the car. I was driving through Eastbourne on my way to Bexhill a couple of weeks ago with the roof off. SQUARK SQUARK SPLAT. Seagull shit everywhere

I had heard it was supposed to be lucky - didn't feel too lucky at the time

[S works]

I love birds me, tits mainly

[iccees]

S works said:

I love birds me, tits mainly

I hear they are quite pert when there blue, never seen a yellow one though!.

I suppose I just gunna have to get something to cover my baby up.

>> Edited by iccees on Thursday 11th May 00:10