Working for a "safety" camera partnership

[supermono]

I'm interested in applying for a job with a partnership. What qualifications do I need?

SM

[wtd]

LOL talk about leaving yourself open...

[Einion Yrth]

supermono said:

I'm interested in applying for a job with a partnership. What qualifications do I need? SM

1) small dick
2) smaller brain
3) napoleon complex
4) total lack of self respect
5) bare-faced lying ability

[deltafox]

Go for it supermono. Infiltration is a great way to bring down the enemy.

[puggit]

I think ability to talk bullshit and barefaced lying are the fundamentals.

Oh, and creative accounting

[supermono]

Hmmm. I do have a basic understanding of road safety principles. That probably makes me overqualified.

Think I might just write in though

SM

[cptsideways]

Take some vaseline & I'm sure it'll come in handy, an insider would be good to enlighten us to their mindset, you could make some money from the stories.

[james_j]

Einion Yrth said:

supermono said: I'm interested in applying for a job with a partnership. What qualifications do I need? SM 1) small dick 2) smaller brain 3) napoleon complex 4) total lack of self respect 5) bare-faced lying ability

I would agree with all of these but I would say that your number 4 just about hits number one spot in my opinion. Oh, and also a lack of consideration for your children (assuming any), given the likely fun to be had in playground chatter..."what does your dad do..."

[autismuk]

supermono said:

I'm interested in applying for a job with a partnership. What qualifications do I need? SM

A hidden camera. Scumera Pratnerships would make a much better target than Plod !

[Parrot of Doom]

I'd be very interested to see how correct interpretation of the ACPO guidelines would affect your ability to do the job. Remember the Traffic Warden documentary recently, and how the guy was threatened with the sack if he didn't get his quota of fines?

[XMG5]

cptsideways said:

".......an insider would be good to enlighten us to their mindset....."

Now why doesn't someone do an undercover expose of a SCP and show us what goes on inside a cash cow.

Do the SCP crews sit cross-legged on the floor at the start of their shift and chant "I must catch more drivers...I must catch more drivers...!"

"Tickets are good...Tickets are good!"

"Greed is good...speed is bad"

[autismuk]

Shouldn't this be "Working" for a "Safety" camera partnership ?

I suspect there's a lot of useless non jobs to soak up the money.

[supermono]

Yes indeed, that's working as in drawing a wage from. Sorry.

SM

[gilberninvader]

supermono said:

I'm interested in applying for a job with a partnership. What qualifications do I need? SM

yeh-right! me too, even if its just to go in one and leave the lens cap on!!

[monkeyhanger]

supermono said:

I'm interested in applying for a job with a partnership. What qualifications do I need? SM

Valid membership of the Nazi party should do.

[Nickccc]

You just goto be a right tosser, you know the sort of dickhead that doesn't even know he's a dickhead, yeah the worst sort.
Oh a penanch for selfe abuse of the wrist nature. That'll get you a place.
Did I mention you will need to be completly unable to form a reasoned argument, and resort to bleeting out the same old mantra.
Oh just one more thing, hopefully your cock will drop off and you and your work colleges(sp) will die from bird flu.
Apart from that go ahead old chum.

[Beggarall]

Didn't Streetcop admit to joining the scamerati and then promptly disappeared from view? Has he since returned in a new guise or did he simply fit the entry requirements and vanished with the vaseline - perhaps you could find out?

[matchless]

sooner eat my own s***e personally, its a matter of principal