BiB - check your carparks!

[Pot Bellied Fool]

Urgent callout for Mungo, Silverback, Tony, Hollywood and all the others!

PH has a mission critical assignment for you...

Go outside & check in your station carpark - you're looking for a bronze chavved-up Corsa.

You'll be able to spot it due to the strange configuration of the rear seats

www.vxronline.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=714

Ok, I know it's been on other boards but our PH BiB bretheren need to see this one - there could be a big pisstake in the offing at someone's nick tonight!

police_driver said:

The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch. Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight

Even more worrying...

police_driver said:

I assess at weekends for the IAM... (followed by) The tyres thing, I am aware that this is technically an offence, HOWEVER, so is having dirty windows, an empty washer bottle or a two-toned horn. Tickets for these things are going to be darn rare, and if I were to be so unlucky as to get one I would be more than happy to pay the £30 and put it down to bad luck.

Technically an offence? Err, remind me again why I keep checking those tyre pressures?

Ok Guys, you have your orders - intelligence suggests he works in London but we've got Mungo on long range border patrol in case he makes a break for the port - guys, it's over to you!!


I can see those quotes of his going on every nick noticeboard in London now!

[Hollywood Wheels]

Damn you!!!! After 15 careful months, my true identity is out! WHY did you have to go and ruin it!!!!


















Must try pumping the tyres on the area car up to 38psi next time i'm in, you never know........

>> Edited by Hollywood Wheels on Thursday 25th May 00:10

[MGBGT]

Vauxhall Heritage? That's a bloody oxymoron - there's more heritage in a Bedford Rascal...

Dropping the rear seats to reduce weight? Where does he drop them? Onto the ground?

38 psi - the man's a complete wit!

>> Edited by MGBGT on Thursday 25th May 00:47

[V8 Archie]

I like the idea that an emtpy glove-box materially affects the speed of the car. Perhaps I could drop 4s from the 0-60 time of my Chim if I remove the dust-caps.

[Yugguy]

Excellent.

4 threads now regarding this subject!!!

[splatspeed]

LMFAO good one this is a wind up right

i am going to lay on my scales tonight and lose 5 stone

[supermono]

He could reduce weight further by having his mate sit in the passenger seat carrying all his gear.

SM

[bermyandy]

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for more fun...

[muffles]

i'm going to lean on the tank of my bike, it'll make me go faster - don't you know that's why bikers lean forward when they are going fast?