El Beast II and a half....
El Beast II and a half....
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s works

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10,166 posts

281 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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This week, I'm substituting EBII for one of these...



It's like driving a supertanker.

GTRene

22,782 posts

255 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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are there one or two Elise's parked behind it...I can't see

Its like driving a supertanker...?
yeah, but not in the Golf war, but the Gulf station
GTRene

>> Edited by GTRene on Thursday 25th May 13:52

s works

Original Poster:

10,166 posts

281 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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The Elise is in the boot, oops sorry, "trunk". It's an auto too which has to make it the largest, most powerful, poorest handling go-kart I've ever been near.

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

281 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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II and a half? More like Twenty-two-and-a-half!

s works

Original Poster:

10,166 posts

281 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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The 2.5 pertains to the weight... in tonnes of course. It's a fat whip though, and no-one f**ks with you at traffic lights

GTRene

22,782 posts

255 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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s works said:
The 2.5 pertains to the weight... in tonnes of course. It's a fat whip though, and no-one f**ks with you at traffic lights

well don't say that to loud...this car realy loves the other for a good f**k

GTRene

boggy

4,603 posts

266 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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s works said:
This week, I'm substituting EBII for one of these...



It's like driving a supertanker.


What on earth is this ? I had to deal with a Neon when I was in the States last year

Boggy

s works

Original Poster:

10,166 posts

281 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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That my friend is a long-wheelbase Chevy Silverado crew-cab. It's frickin big!

Joe - Exige S

564 posts

249 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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s works said:
That my friend is a long-wheelbase Chevy Silverado crew-cab. It's frickin big!


Knowing Americans it wouldn't suprise me if that was known as the short-wheelbase version

>> Edited by Joe - Exige S on Thursday 25th May 16:05

Davey S2

13,394 posts

285 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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s works said:
That my friend is a long-wheelbase Chevy Silverado crew-cab. It's frickin big!


Bloke turned up at VMAX a few months ago with a Dodge Ram pickup which had an 800bhp supercharged Viper engine in it. Hit over 150 and was quicker up to a ton than a lot of the exotics there.

Scary machine

kevin ritson

3,423 posts

258 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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What does it run on? Environmentalists?

s works

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Thursday 25th May 2006
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kevin ritson said:
What does it run on? Environmentalists?

Dubs

TIPPER

2,955 posts

250 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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kevin ritson said:
What does it run on? Environmentalists?


What a good idea

'Fill 'er up with lentil eaters, mate!'

>> Edited by TIPPER on Thursday 25th May 21:52

shangani

3,069 posts

268 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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S Works in redneck pickup shocker.

El Beast II 1/2 and THEN SOME! Wouldn't want that thing driving over my poor little car.

s works

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10,166 posts

281 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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/pats gun rack

gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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Ahoy there matey -permission to come aboard?

gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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I drove a 1973 oldsmobile convertable around california for a few months. The steering was connected with jelly and the suspension consisted of marshmallow. It did 8 to the gallon and had a 6.5l V8 under the 3/4 mile long bonnet. It is a good thing it never rained cos the hood looked like it was a cats scratching post. I crossed the moharve desert in 8 hours and nearly fried worst sunburn of my life.

I cam back across in a brand new mustang GT -

Both cars were utter sh!t.

shangani

3,069 posts

268 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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s works said:
/pats gun rack


PMSL!

Amazing how oddly out of place those cars look in the UK, but are the norm in the US.

GTRene

22,782 posts

255 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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shangani said:
s works said:
/pats gun rack


PMSL!

Amazing how oddly out of place those cars look in the UK, but are the norm in the US.

yeah, I guess you could drive 3 Elise's with the fuel that big car uses....

emenel

891 posts

250 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Drove something similar in Florida a couple of years ago. I tried to brake for traffic lights at the bottom of a steep(ish) hill but the beast was having none of it. We went straight through the lights, missed the oncoming traffic but took another 40-50 feet to stop the b!tch.

LEAVE A VERY LONG BRAKING ZONE!