New Police initiative

[marki]

This looks like a winner

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,76513,00.html

[Bonce]

Now imagine the letter being read with a west country accent...
(I'm Wiltshire born and bred so allowed to take the p!ss)

[deltaf]

Lmao! Inspector friggin gadget couldve done better!
Pathetic, stupid, idiots.
Oh please mr crack addict, will you be a good boy and not do any more bad things?
Please?

FFS!!!AAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Psychobert]

We could add anthrax to the letters..

[TheLemming]

Psychobert said: We could add anthrax to the letters..

Now this has potential

[swilly]

What they failed to fully convey in the article is that this scheme is currently limited to Inspector Miles' own police station in the town of Keystone.

Furthermore I have it on good authority that Insp. Miles intends to expand the scheme and invite the Crim's to a tea party, the Mad Hatter and the Cheshire Cat have confirmed but Alice is unsure at the moment.

>> Edited by swilly on Monday 27th January 12:59

[CarZee]

un-feckin-believable..

still, it shows that the police are at their wits' ends trying to keep a lid on crime when the judiciary, the prison service, the govt with their ECHR, and intent on turning the UK into a big feckin refugee camp...

Do you reckon we could claim asylum in US/Canada/Aus?

>> Edited by CarZee (moderator) on Monday 27th January 14:27