Sunday evening rant!
Sunday evening rant!
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domcross

Original Poster:

1,065 posts

277 months

Sunday 4th June 2006
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Well I probably have no right to post here anymore as my M400 is someone elses toy now and my sword has been returned.... BUT,

1) What's happened to Top Gear!!! It's a sort of comedy show featuring cars now
2) Having said that, it's part of Sunday evening and I won't be able to watch it now for 5 weeks.
3) Why, for the next 5 weeks, do I have to watch a bunch of homosexuals chasing a ball around a field? I mean, it's not as if I can escape to the pub as it's there too, in full widescreen, technicolour, 'let's all talk about 1966 till we die of boredom'!

I'll get m' coat then

mr noble

6,538 posts

262 months

Sunday 4th June 2006
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COME ON ENGLAND

joust

14,622 posts

288 months

Sunday 4th June 2006
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Oi!

I'll have you know no self respecting homosexual would be seen dead running around a field after a bladder filled with air to bursting.

For a start, we can fill bladders quite easily in the comfort of our living room, and for a second, if you want decent thighs may I suggest the Vauxhall Tavern on a sunny Sunday afternoon.

So take that back!

J

domcross

Original Poster:

1,065 posts

277 months

Sunday 4th June 2006
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joust said:
... if you want decent thighs may I suggest the Vauxhall Tavern on a sunny Sunday afternoon.

So take that back!

J

OK Joust... you've got a point there! If they didn't kiss and hug each other so much each time they scored a goal... hey ho, actually, the comment on footballers being homosexuals came from a gay work colleague of mine. He reckons most of them are more camp than Christmas... I quote!

nobleguy

7,133 posts

244 months

Monday 5th June 2006
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Well I never did......

The World Cup is a fantasmagorical fest of fantastic footballing memories in the making and I for one can't wait for it.

My wife's ready to give birth this week but she's not allowed until Saturday morning - then I can take the next two weeks off and catch all the games.

Anyway, it's better than Wimbledon......

nobleguy

7,133 posts

244 months

Monday 5th June 2006
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Also, has anyone tried the Top Gear survey? Couldn't find Noble in their list....

adrian w

15,450 posts

257 months

Monday 5th June 2006
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Can't get exited about it if it hasnt got an engine. sports not women

Al D

159 posts

301 months

Monday 5th June 2006
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Nobleguy,

My wife just gave birth to our first baby daughter last Fri morning so all the best for you this coming weekend. I'm therefore just about to embark on the biggest adventure of my life ....... trying to keep my Noble out of the classifieds for as long as possible!

nobleguy

7,133 posts

244 months

Monday 5th June 2006
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lol! Thanks. Yes I must admit I can understand that dilemma.
Not sure if my wife is really too keen it as it is.

Congratulations btw!


Edited by nobleguy on Monday 5th June 16:58

jdh1

1,017 posts

268 months

Tuesday 6th June 2006
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Absolutely no need for either of you to sell the car. If you move the passenger seat forward, a baby fits very neatly in the space behind until 9 months. After that they can join their brother in the space under the front clam.