Trust your cerbie! NEVER TRUST A WOMAN!

[SXS]

Well not all women...

But those that are lying cows are bleedin worthless heartaches!

Enjoy your summer everyone, cos I've just started with a double-whammy and a major heartattack!

Just great, yup, lifes a box of chocolates, you never never know if its shite you're eating or the real thing.

[oggs]

Wanna share with the group???

[Ratten]

console yourself with the knowledge you have a working clutch...

[seasider]

oggs said:

Wanna share with the group???

What you suggesting Oggs ?

[Plotloss]

Executive

Church

Mackeral

[Greenie]

So you're "I'm not bitter"!

[SXS]

oggs said:

Wanna share with the group???

I'd love to! All yours mate! take her and all her shit off me! FOR FREE!!!!!

[wedge girl]

If it's any consolation, having spent all weekend on the car and nearly 1k, it's still not running right, and probably wont get us to Lemans - had baby sitters booked as well.

[david smith]

OOOPS ... Oh well Ash at least the suns shining!!

DAS

[Pete B]

Ash, a simple rule, keep your women as you do your cars,

Use them as often as you can,
Abuse them as often as you can,
A little bit of attention now & again usually keeps them happy,
Try to keep more than one in your collection, in case one of them breaks down or has a headache,
They'll both cost you shed loads of money,
Both will let you down one day, at least when the car lets you down you kick it!

There must be some other similarities, just remember Ash, when you find a replacement, make sure it's faster & a better shape. One things for sure, that 1st ride with the new model will be awesome!

[petros]

I see a binned thread a this way coming.

[_Deejay_]

Greenie said:

So you're "I'm not bitter"!

Nope, he's has got a Cerb, not a Fessa. Erm, nope, that was last week.... errrrr....
Good advice on the other thread - been there and got the t-shirt and it's a PITA, but usually comes good in the end...

[betty_swallocks]

you do no she'll want half the cerb as well as your pension, i hate her an ive never even met her

[leebus]

Keep your chin up Ash, and hope things are better than they sound! Anyone who owns a cerbera is patient and likes to fix it when its broke (must be in our blood) good luck

[gbbird]

SXS said:

oggs said:

Wanna share with the group???

I'd love to! All yours mate! take her and all her shit off me! FOR FREE!!!!!

So whats happened mate? You and the lady called it a day? Is it the lady you have been with a while, who i have met a few times?

I had lady problems a while back (actually, come to think of it i still do) and the Cerb was (and still is) the one thing that kept me sane throughout)

Edited by gbbird on Tuesday 13th June 13:03

[Mr.Cerbera]

Well, Thank God for that !

At least it gives a better woman a chance to enjoy you !

(/EquallyBitterandExperiencedMode)

[headcase]

gbbird said:

SXS said:

oggs said:

Wanna share with the group???

I'd love to! All yours mate! take her and all her shit off me! FOR FREE!!!!!

So whats happened mate? You and the lady called it a day? Is it the lady you have been with a while, who i have met a few times?

I had lady problems a while back (actually, come to think of it i still do) and the Cerb was (and still is) the one thing that kept me sane throughout)

Edited by gbbird on Tuesday 13th June 13:03

Did the lady turn out to be a man ?