The thieving has already started
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Big_M

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5,602 posts

285 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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Just heard from some PHers who went down yesterday.

Their motorhome has been broken into (window smashed) and most of their gear has been stolen including all their clothes. They were having lunch and had parked opposite a school somewhere near Le Mans.

Not a nice start.

Forget the supersoaker - I think I need a baseball bat.

20vt_mk2dub

533 posts

249 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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Scum bags. End of.

Hope they all buy their drugs and OD.

V6GTO

11,579 posts

264 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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I'll be taking er...a persuader Better leave the rifle at home though

Martin.

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

247 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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we have a fully fledged scouser in our group, with bat, and skin head to go with it, i think its them who better watch out not us

can I call the local radio station and request a community notice just to warn them ?

oggs

8,815 posts

276 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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They need shooting

//j17

4,904 posts

245 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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oggs said:



They need shooting


Possibly a TAD extream - especially when dangling their nads in a tank of Paranna fish is so much cheaper (don't need to spend money on bullets OR fish food).

...and probably more of a deterent!

I'll now spend the rest of the afternoon with my legs crossed while the mental image dispersses

Edited by //j17 on Tuesday 13th June 16:48

xjsjohn

16,124 posts

241 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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//j17 said:
oggs said:



They need shooting


Possibly a TAD extream - especially when dangling their nads in a tank of Paranna fish is so much cheaper (don't need to spend money on bullets OR fish food).

...and probably more of a deterent!

I'll now spend the rest of the afternoon with my legs crossed while the mental image dispersses

Edited by //j17 on Tuesday 13th June 16:48


Ahh but swiming pools have been banned remember ... they must have foreseen this punnishment method of yours .....

's though .... i suspect that anyone caught thieving will probably be fed to the angry mob ....

srebbe64

13,021 posts

259 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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Last year someone in our group had their camera nicked and someone else got their ticket nicked from their lanyard.

I hate thieves. How about whoever catches one lets everyone else know and we can all have a quiet "chat" with them?

Moose.

5,345 posts

263 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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This is quite worrying for those of us with unsecure cars and hence no-where to lock stuff away I'll be carrying my camera, passport etc, but can't exactly take all my clothes etc with me.

gf350

805 posts

288 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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I have a plan, how about taking a load of cable ties, if you catch one then secure them to the nearest post with a 'Kick Me I'm a Pikey' sign above their head. That way everyone can enjoy.
Make sure you rob the b'5tard first see how they like it.

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

247 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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gf350 said:
I have a plan, how about taking a load of cable ties, if you catch one then secure them to the nearest post with a 'Kick Me I'm a Pikey' sign above their head. That way everyone can enjoy.
Make sure you rob the b'5tard first see how they like it.





[looking for cable ties, paper and permanent marker right now]

Mr Beckerman

5,330 posts

249 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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DucatiGary said:



[looking for cable ties, paper and permanent marker right now]


No need for paper, they come with their very own writing surface, also known as a forehead!

Alex@POD

6,454 posts

237 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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That's not good news. I'l have a bunch of stuff locked in the van, how would you recommend I hide it? Under a sheet might be a bit obvious don't you think?

xjsjohn

16,124 posts

241 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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gf350 said:
I have a plan, how about taking a load of cable ties, if you catch one then secure them to the nearest post with a 'Kick Me I'm a Pikey' sign above their head. That way everyone can enjoy.
Make sure you rob the b'5tard first see how they like it.



Ohh i like that, and whats even more perfect about it ... i always have cable ties in my "bodge it back on the road" toolkit.

You sir, are a genius!!

DJFish

6,008 posts

285 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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Guys,
If you have an unsecure car (not an insecure one wot thinks its a motorbike) just locate the nearest hardtop with a PH sticker on it and ask them nicely if they'd mind locking away your stuff.

I'd do it for a fellow brit abroad.

White_van_man

3,848 posts

271 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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DJFish said:
Guys,
If you have an unsecure car (not an insecure one wot thinks its a motorbike) just locate the nearest hardtop with a PH sticker on it and ask them nicely if they'd mind locking away your stuff.

I'd do it for a fellow brit abroad.


Definatly would happily lock stuff away for fellow PH's if needs be

V6GTO

11,579 posts

264 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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mungo said:
They tried to nick our mini moto's last year ... they'll get more than they bargained for if they try and screw our camp again


Yes officer.

Martin.

Polarbert

17,936 posts

253 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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mungo said:
They tried to nick our mini moto's last year ... they'll get more than they bargained for if they try and screw our camp again

This I'd like to see.

Polarbert

17,936 posts

253 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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White_van_man said:
DJFish said:
Guys,
If you have an unsecure car (not an insecure one wot thinks its a motorbike) just locate the nearest hardtop with a PH sticker on it and ask them nicely if they'd mind locking away your stuff.

I'd do it for a fellow brit abroad.


Definatly would happily lock stuff away for fellow PH's if needs be


Ditto.

nervous

24,050 posts

252 months

Tuesday 13th June 2006
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copy that. please dont hesitate to ask.