Revved up - ITV NOW!
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Just watched the first half of that poxy Revved Up programme on ITV currently (11:45PM Friday night). What a load of rubbish. Its already been commented on here, but I am so insensed by this utter drivel (and not the C4 programme) that I just have to say something.
The camera work is amateurish, the sound is diabolical, the content is laughable and the presenters are cardboard - and thats before I get to mention that it is one of those "Max Power" programmes that used to frequent Granada Men and Motors... It rubbish, crap, crud, moronic entertainment for the moronic generation. Do I want to see a Ford Escort 1.8 LX thats been Kev'ed up with an exhaust that spits flames - not bloody likely....
The only saving grace are the women - could pass as porn stars with their large assets and fake tans. And they have the presenting skills in line with porn star acting skills..... Mind you it might be OK after all.
Break has finished - might aswell finish the programme - then its 12:00 and we get 10 minutes of free porn channel on cable - nice!!!
Cheers,
Paul
P.S. Actually I am doing the ironing, but I just wanted to boost my slightly risky side to my character!
The camera work is amateurish, the sound is diabolical, the content is laughable and the presenters are cardboard - and thats before I get to mention that it is one of those "Max Power" programmes that used to frequent Granada Men and Motors... It rubbish, crap, crud, moronic entertainment for the moronic generation. Do I want to see a Ford Escort 1.8 LX thats been Kev'ed up with an exhaust that spits flames - not bloody likely....
The only saving grace are the women - could pass as porn stars with their large assets and fake tans. And they have the presenting skills in line with porn star acting skills..... Mind you it might be OK after all.
Break has finished - might aswell finish the programme - then its 12:00 and we get 10 minutes of free porn channel on cable - nice!!!
Cheers,
Paul
P.S. Actually I am doing the ironing, but I just wanted to boost my slightly risky side to my character!
FunkyNige said:I'm sure if ITV had done their research they'd have found that their target audience is out drinking alcopops or joy-riding at this time on a Friday night!
And that revved programme, rubbish - I saw a bit of it once and I'll never watch it again, but then, it's not aimed at me.
tripps said:
FunkyNige said:I'm sure if ITV had done their research they'd have found that their target audience is out drinking alcopops or joy-riding at this time on a Friday night!
And that revved programme, rubbish - I saw a bit of it once and I'll never watch it again, but then, it's not aimed at me.
But seen as their either doing that, sleeping, eating or...well, infact just that. When exactly should they show it?
FunkyNige said:
then its 12:00 and we get 10 minutes of free porn channel on cable - nice!!!
Do we? What channel, uh, for educational purposes you understand
And that revved programme, rubbish - I saw a bit of it once and I'll never watch it again, but then, it's not aimed at me.
NTL in East Anglia gets two porn channels for free at 12:00 for 10 minutes (surely thats enough for anyone
) Cant remember the channel numbers though - honest gov'nor). Cheers,
Paul
pbrettle said:
FunkyNige said:
then its 12:00 and we get 10 minutes of free porn channel on cable - nice!!!
Do we? What channel, uh, for educational purposes you understand
And that revved programme, rubbish - I saw a bit of it once and I'll never watch it again, but then, it's not aimed at me.
NTL in East Anglia gets two porn channels for free at 12:00 for 10 minutes (surely thats enough for anyone
Cheers,
Paul
Telewest don't show them anymore, erm or so I've been told.
But anyway that crock'o'shit on ITV, I kinda get a kick out of watching it, I feel superior. Loved it last week though with the maxed up 'peds.
And the award for biggesst bullshitter ever goes to the boy who said something to the effect of "I can beat Fireblades and Hybusas from the lights" yes on his 'ped (they did a race and bint riding VFR (I think) left them after stalling the bike first try
What do PH's think is the best car programme on TV?
Also what do you think of the new format of Top Gear?
I think that 5th gear may actually be the best car programme on TV because it is basically the old top gear but on a different channel. It has almost the same presenters: Tiff, Quentin, VBH and some other guy.
Also what do you think of the new format of Top Gear?
I think that 5th gear may actually be the best car programme on TV because it is basically the old top gear but on a different channel. It has almost the same presenters: Tiff, Quentin, VBH and some other guy.
The only saving grace are the women - could pass as porn stars with their large assets and fake tans. And they have the presenting skills in line with porn star acting skills..... Mind you it might be OK after all.
they are porn stars!!!
or at least that olivia one used to hang around max power/revs/fast car etc... with her baps hanging loose
i keep forgetting to watch revved up cos its at such an odd time (friday at 11.30, usually haunted by the likes of adult chatshows) but i caught it yesterday and remembered that i hadn't missed anything from the last fortnight 
just had a thought... to keep on the porn thread ( ) as for the porn channels if you get two, you could double the freeview time by recording the other channel, then as soon as they cut the broadcast, play back the video 
and no, I don't do this cos ITVpitiful only broadcasts freeview channels.
just had a thought... to keep on the porn thread (
) as for the porn channels if you get two, you could double the freeview time by recording the other channel, then as soon as they cut the broadcast, play back the video and no, I don't do this cos ITVpitiful only broadcasts freeview channels.Gassing Station | General Gassing [Archive] | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff