Porsche keys :(
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pikey

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Friday 30th June 2006
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I love the latest Porsche key. With it's immobiliser, remote unlock, boot release, front release... all on one neat key - gorgeous, stylish, pratical.

BUT WHY OH WHY CAN'T PORSCHE USE PROPER BUTTONS - rather than this touch-sentitive thing? I mean I reckon I could make mine activate by blowing on it!

How many times I've nearly walked away after looking round to find that I've popped the boot open and unlocked the car! I now have a 'procedure' where I don't put the key in my pocket until I'm out of range.

Just thinking about it, this is "pants". We also have a new Yaris and the button on the blipper is a nice positive press - you know that you have pressed it.

From borrowing a Boxster, Cayenne and 997 they're all the same so I doubt they're going to change, but I can rant on an internet forum where no-one's listening!!!

gmk666

1,679 posts

255 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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If that's the most annoying thing you can find to rant about, maybe you should get back into TVRs? Although I have to admit, it did use to p155 me off too.

Edited by gmk666 on Friday 30th June 10:08

pikey

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Friday 30th June 2006
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gmk666 said:
If that's the most annoying thing you can find to rant about, maybe you should get back into TVRs?

I know, fabulous car - love it

BUT both of my TVRs had blippers you knew you were pressing!!

hussar10a

449 posts

244 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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Is this the 997 key fob under discussion ? I've got the 996 type and after just 2 years it looks so scruffy with the rubber covers over the three buttons unseated from their recesses that nonchalently slinging them onto a bar top in front of adoring girls is no longer an option !!!! I see that Carnewal do a more modern replacement key head that takes the gubbins from inside the original - but only for 2 button keys - another reason I shouldnt have brought the cabriolet then I guess !! (Apart that is, from this stonking weather, makes it all worthwhile!!)

pikey

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Friday 30th June 2006
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All the same keyfobs.

Vesuvius 996

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301 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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At least you can open the boot without having to unlock the car, reach down and pull a lever....

nbetts

1,455 posts

259 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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pikey said:
I love the latest Porsche key. With it's immobiliser, remote unlock, boot release, front release... all on one neat key - gorgeous, stylish, pratical.

BUT WHY OH WHY CAN'T PORSCHE USE PROPER BUTTONS - rather than this touch-sentitive thing? I mean I reckon I could make mine activate by blowing on it!

How many times I've nearly walked away after looking round to find that I've popped the boot open and unlocked the car! I now have a 'procedure' where I don't put the key in my pocket until I'm out of range.

Just thinking about it, this is "pants". We also have a new Yaris and the button on the blipper is a nice positive press - you know that you have pressed it.

From borrowing a Boxster, Cayenne and 997 they're all the same so I doubt they're going to change, but I can rant on an internet forum where no-one's listening!!!


I don't quite understand what you are on about - I have had several 996's and now have a 997 all my keys have required a firm press to activat anything??

benaldo

393 posts

257 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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I feel so inadequate having just the one button on my 996

Just as well I didn't buy it for the keys !

kippaxking

185 posts

250 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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At least once a week I find the boot cover open on my 987 boxster. A very bad bit of design. The OPC now warn all new customers about this at handover so I'm sure a redesign is not far off.

But if this is all we've got to complain about I guess things can't be too bad!!

Denis O

2,141 posts

273 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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benaldo said:
I feel so inadequate having just the one button on my 996

Just as well I didn't buy it for the keys !


Next time, buy a cab, you get 2 buttons.

pikey

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Vesuvius 996 said:

At least you can open the boot without having to unlock the car, reach down and pull a lever....


Not only that, I can open the boot whilst walking away and not even wanting to!!

pikey

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kippaxking said:
At least once a week I find the boot cover open on my 987 boxster. A very bad bit of design. The OPC now warn all new customers about this at handover so I'm sure a redesign is not far off.

But if this is all we've got to complain about I guess things can't be too bad!!

Of course you're right. Not really a complaint - just an internet forum rant

Irish

3,991 posts

269 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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Vesuvius 996 said:

At least you can open the boot without having to unlock the car, reach down and pull a lever....


To be honest I don't find it that much of an inconvenience. Had 3 buttons on the Boxster (oh marvel at the wonder of it all) but you can be a lot more forgiving of minor grips when you own an automotive legend.....a 911

(of course I be pissed if some pikey nicked my stuff because someone designed a girly key fob. I sure the 993 key fob comes with a water cooled lever operated switch (which doesn't leak oil) and has an agricultural look about it......

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

301 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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I know. Other than that it's perfection

But it is maddening not to be able to open the boot without opening the car.

benaldo

393 posts

257 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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Don't worry Vesuvius - I like to think that we have one of the earlier purer versions of the 996, not like these fancy new water cooled 997 - I use old water in mine.....

Vesuvius 996

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Friday 30th June 2006
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Mine sips only Evian.

anniesdad

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268 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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kippaxking said:
At least once a week I find the boot cover open on my 987 boxster. A very bad bit of design. The OPC now warn all new customers about this at handover so I'm sure a redesign is not far off.

But if this is all we've got to complain about I guess things can't be too bad!!




As an aside, I was told by the OPC Salesman to close the front boot by pushing down on the sides and not the Porsche badge!

Denis O

2,141 posts

273 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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Vesuvius 996 said:
Mine sips only Evian.


If only. It's half the price of the OPC coolant and I can buy it in the village and not a 40 mile round trip to Tonbridge.

Vesuvius 996

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301 months

Friday 30th June 2006
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He he.

pikey

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Friday 30th June 2006
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anniesdad said:
As an aside, I was told by the OPC Salesman to close the front boot by pushing down on the sides and not the Porsche badge!

Really? Mine told me to push down on the badge only!!

Oh no, internet confusion! Maybe we should have a poll to see how many dealers said what? ...or, I'll look in the book tonight and see what that says!