I am a dumbass.
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jaykaybi

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3,494 posts

252 months

Monday 3rd July 2006
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Parked up next to pump.

Stepped out of car.

Removed filler cap.

Placed it carefully on engine cover grille.

Filled car with fuel.

Replaced hose.

Paid for petrol.

Returned to car.

Gave jaunty wave to passing elise as I stepped back into my car.

Started car, and drove off forecourt.

Briskly followed lovely sounding yellow s1 along some picturesque Kentish B roads on a cooling, summer dusk...











Failed to notice the 'clonk' of the fuel filler cap flying off the back of my car.

Je suis une pilloque grande.

jaykaybi

Original Poster:

3,494 posts

252 months

Monday 3rd July 2006
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Oh and the best part?


Returned to petrol station to see if it had been found.

Had been found!!!

Then carefully deposited in a bin. Assumed to be junk that someone threw away.

Helpful staff member kindly offered to let me search through the wheelie bin out the back.





Wasn't there.

S works

10,166 posts

281 months

Monday 3rd July 2006
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B*ll*cks - that might have been Allen Myers, eliseman from SELOC.

Joe - Exige S

564 posts

249 months

Monday 3rd July 2006
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I had a close one at a BP petrol station (I always put Shell Optimax in but was away for the weekend and the fuel light came on) I pulled up to the pump and saw BP Ultimate. That will do I thought, put the nozzle in and noticed just in the nick of time that BP have now started doing an Ultimate diesel which looks virtually identical to the petrol. That was a close one!

Edited by Joe - Exige S on Monday 3rd July 16:41

simonk

908 posts

256 months

Monday 3rd July 2006
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Yeah BP are bad for that, had a near miss myself with one of theirs. 3 choices at a pump, unleaded, diesel & ultimate (diesel!).

Simon

tomtom

4,266 posts

261 months

Monday 3rd July 2006
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I always put my cap on the pump, can't fail to notice it then

Davey S2

13,394 posts

285 months

Monday 3rd July 2006
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Bad luck mate.

New caps for an S1 are about £120 IIRC

Janitor

2,372 posts

250 months

Tuesday 4th July 2006
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Always leave the keys in the cap!

Can't drive off without it then! :thumbp:

Esprit

6,373 posts

314 months

Tuesday 4th July 2006
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My petrol cap ALWAYS gets removed and then either put on the driver's sill or into the driver's seat..... if you get in and find yourself uncomfortable, then you know you have to replace the filler cap

beachbum

2,610 posts

262 months

Tuesday 4th July 2006
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Janitor said:
Always leave the keys in the cap!

Can't drive off without it then! :thumbp:


Same here, find it pretty difficult trying to get the key in the ignition with a petrol cap still attached

jaykaybi

Original Poster:

3,494 posts

252 months

Tuesday 4th July 2006
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Genius suggestions chaps, I feel like a total wazzock.
But on the plus side, I'll be getting a black replacement (for my black car) which is good I suppose.


Nevertheless - my foolishness is an embarassment to my family. I will learn.

*oriental gong sound*

cej

961 posts

253 months

Tuesday 4th July 2006
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