Toy boy
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gooby

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9,269 posts

265 months

Wednesday 5th July 2006
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A good friend has been promoted to the position of "toy boy". He brought his girlfriend round last night, she is thinking of buying him a 111R!?!!?

I was asked to take her for a quick spin to show her what it is about. Within 30 seconds of getting to temp I had her crying and going fetal.

he wont be getting one of those.....

twinpipe

1,396 posts

260 months

Wednesday 5th July 2006
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Yeah good effort man. Keep it exclusive!

I wonder if there'll be a blue stripey one up for sale anytime soon...

tanman

505 posts

266 months

Wednesday 5th July 2006
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gooby said:
Within 30 seconds of getting to temp I had her crying and going fetal.





At least she cried, it could of been worse- she could have sh!t her pants in your car

twinpipe

1,396 posts

260 months

Wednesday 5th July 2006
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Nice

Hollywood Wheels

3,689 posts

261 months

Wednesday 5th July 2006
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shangani

3,069 posts

268 months

Wednesday 5th July 2006
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I take it your ex-friend is not happy with you.

sramdeen

416 posts

251 months

Wednesday 5th July 2006
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superb!

beachbum

2,610 posts

262 months

Wednesday 5th July 2006
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twinpipe said:
Yeah good effort man. Keep it exclusive!

I wonder if there'll be a blue stripey one up for sale anytime soon...


What do you know ? ..... he's not going for the Exige S is he ?

GRL

252 posts

255 months

Wednesday 5th July 2006
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gooby said:
Within 30 seconds of getting to temp I had her crying and going fetal.

Joe - Exige S

564 posts

249 months

Thursday 6th July 2006
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tanman said:
gooby said:
Within 30 seconds of getting to temp I had her crying and going fetal.





At least she cried, it could of been worse- she could have sh!t her pants in your car




That reminds me of a joke:
Q:What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A: Dump her

PS: I keep a supply of incontinence pants in the boot for use when demonstrating the S to those unaccustomed to the cornering ability of the Exige.




Edited by Joe - Exige S on Thursday 6th July 09:04

dave s1

14 posts

245 months

Thursday 6th July 2006
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gooby said:

Within 30 seconds of getting to temp I had her crying and going fetal.


Classic mate!

Lotusnick S2

251 posts

261 months

Thursday 6th July 2006
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gooby said:
A good friend has been promoted to the position of "toy boy". He brought his girlfriend round last night, she is thinking of buying him a 111R!?!!?

I was asked to take her for a quick spin to show her what it is about. Within 30 seconds of getting to temp I had her crying and going fetal.

he wont be getting one of those.....




Are you still friends with the guy?