It's me borthdee....

[wedg1e]

God's tits, thirty-nine years on this paltry boring planet. So what does my mate buy me? A bootle of fine Cognac, perhaps, or a tureen of cigars? How about a Pistonheads fleece, or a calendar featuring Philipa Forrester mud-wrestling pythons? Mayhap a set of OZ 5-spoked split-rims to adorn the TVR, or at the very least a full set of Britool combination spanners and an EVT-2000 torque wrench? Perhaps, tongue-in-cheek, a glossy coffee-table tome featuring fast cars like the Subaru Imprezza that he owns, or AA membership?

Nope. None of the above. He bought me some dice. The kind that one suspends from one's rear-view mirror. The kind of rear-view-mirror-suspended dice that plug into the cigar lighter and illuminate... in a fetching shade of blue.

Luckily, I have a sense of humour. For his birthday I'm going to rig up a fake GATSO photo of his car.... (Windsor Davies Mode ON)

HURHURHURHURHURHURHURHUR.....

(Windsor Davies Mode OFF)

Ian
Feeling old....

[308gt4]

Happy Borthdee Wedg young man,

When you get to my age (48 ) everybody looks young!

So did you try the dice out in the dark ?

[Farmer]

Think yourself lucky you got a pressy from a mate , lucky sod . The one consolation is , you're one year older than me

[MikeyT]

Is it only the 40ish blokes up around this time? Can't handle it these young 'uns ...

Congratulations to ya.

[Agent006]

...or a calendar featuring Philipa Forrester mud-wrestling pythons?

Good to know someone shares my tastes!!

edited to say: not for the pythons however

>> Edited by Agent006 on Monday 10th February 00:59

[Farmer]

MikeyT said: Is it only the 40ish blokes up around this time? Can't handle it these young 'uns ...

Congratulations to ya.

Oi less of the 40 ish

[mcecm]

MikeyT said: Is it only the 40ish blokes up around this time? Can't handle it these young 'uns ...

Congratulations to ya.

It's only the 40ish blokes who are still up but not out drinking

[Graham.J]

MikeyT said: Is it only the 40ish blokes up around this time? Can't handle it these young 'uns ...

Congratulations to ya.

I'm up and have 23 years till I'm 40, so we/I can hack it, but that's only because I've got into a routine.

Aside that, Happy Birthday Wedg1e

[Graham]

Well done matey you made another year!!!

about time we had a drinka and a chat to celebrate...


in fact i'll have another wee dram any way hic....

cheers

Graham ( 34, and still up working, oh and drinking)

[MikeyT]

Farmer said:

MikeyT said: Is it only the 40ish blokes up around this time? Can't handle it these young 'uns ...

Congratulations to ya.

Oi less of the 40 ish

[AndySa]

Hi Wedg1e

Mine as well 33 today and all I got was a new workbench, so guess the wifes list of things to be made will be out tommorow!

Andy

[rude girl]

A very happy birthday to you Wedg1e.

Mine's in 10 days, and if anyone's interested, I'd really like a set of lovely shiny Allen Keys

[nubbin]

Blue lights in the front of your car? Ooerr, MaxPower disease And illegal too. Happy birthday Wedg1e!!

[wedg1e]

Cheers guys (and guyesses )

Off to the pub for lunch with me Julie, then a stroll around the hills to work it off.

AndySa: odd that. I got one of those benches a few borthdee's back... I got rid of the wife, that solved the problem!


Rude: do you want those keys with or without ball ends?

Graham: funnily enough I may well be down your way tomorrow: will give you a shout if I have time for a jar!

Regards (hic)

Ian

Edit: Hippo Birdie Alan!


>> Edited by wedg1e on Monday 10th February 12:00

[ATG]

God's tits, ...

... well, similar ...

www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=Wedg1e

>> Edited by ATG on Monday 10th February 12:42

[wedg1e]

and again!!!

I should have waited till me Julie wasn't looking before I clicked that link...!!

There goes my birthday surprise...


Ian

[alan_driver]

hapi birthdi

That link above is class, for people unnaware, you can change what it says un the url.