Horrible situation to be in

[dixiebabes]

Scenario:
> You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley
> and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as
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> In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and
> you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
> Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same
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> What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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> Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're drunk

[pwd95]

[TVR-NUT]

I think that a fair few of us will feel like we are on a merry go round on Sunday morning Jeff...

[dixiebabes]

i hope so

Edited by dixiebabes on Friday 14th July 21:32