Talivan fun - will probably get flamed for this..!

[soulpatch]

Yes I know this was very immature and childish but I couldnt resist.

Going to one of my sites via a dual carrageway. It then merged into a single carrageway (60mph NSL). Upon looking behind me what did I see following me?

A TALIVAN!!!!!

Must have been looking for someplace to lurk and laser people.

So in the spirit of "Speed Kills" I slowed down from 60 to 27MPH.

Mr Talivan was not happy. He did try overtaking me in some very dangerous places and failed every time.

However I have done somthing good today. I have driven grossly under the speed limit and therefore (according to our well balanced and educated government) saved many many lives.

Hopefully, Mr Talivan, I put you in a very very bad mood for the rest of your day.

Up Yours, Mr Talivan

Soulpatch

[Marcos maniac]

Speed kills - your 27mph just killed their income

[deltaf]

Nice one soulpatch! Next time slam the anchors on and let him pile into the back of you, claim off their insurance...if theyve even got any!

[gro]

I like your style.... and all in the name of safety..

[markqelise]

Yeh just what did you think you where doing - Bet the mardy little bastard pointed his camera at every one doing 1mph + over the limit.
Would just love to take a few RPG's to these bastards.

[hertsbiker]

cool ! wish I still had that 6litre pickup for moments like that. Emergency stop. Whoops, was that a car that is now parked behind me?

[pwig]

lol

[day_dreamer]

Well done Soulpatch

But how did you recognise the van ? surely it was not one of the very rare well marked ones !

Malc

[soulpatch]

They are well marked at the FRONT, that is after you have passed them and got done. So you can see the "speed kills" and the "safety partnership" signs in the rear view mirror.

So this helps in my quest to combat road death by slowing down the most dangerous thing of all - The Talivan.

[deltaf]

S_T_A_R_!

[Mad Dave]

you should have phoned the police using your best 'im very scared' voice and reported a van behind you driving erratically, and given the reg number

[P*Ting]

you should have phoned the police using your best 'im very scared' voice and reported a van behind you driving erratically, and given the reg number

Nice work mate!

Of course you won't have annoyed the Talivan, they'll have been pleased that you have recieved their message and been converted to an utter numpty with a built in 50% speed safety margin.

Shame it's illegal to fit rear-firing missiles to your car...

[DennisTheMenace]

excellent work

[chimburt]

uh?

sorry i must have missed something, WTF is this van and who runs it?

[All Terrain]

Err local plod. Usualy have cameras in them etc etc