Schnozz..........

[Mistertwo]

Schnozz you git!

Since last wednesday I can't stop humming 'Maybe Tomorrow' out of my head!!

Schnozz

[shnozz]

well a quality tune like the littlest hobo is better than listening to your sewing machine jap motor

[Podie]

shnozz said: well a quality tune like the littlest hobo is better than listening to your sewing machine jap motor

evil boy...

d'oh... bloody tune is in my head now...!

[shnozz]

its on the CD in my car, along with Cannonball Run theme, Dukes of Hazard and some fairly heavy rock. Oh, and the Baywatch theme

anyways, in the MR2 dont you have to listen to the ultimate bass, for a smiley face, and the future race.

or whatever Soul 2 Soul were on about in the 80's. Anyone have any idea what i am going on about?

[mistertwo]

Sewing Machine! I guess sewing machines have come along way from their intended use. Not only can i beat you to sixty, my car makes you a nice wooly jumper afterwards saying, 'OI! HASSLEHOFF!.....NOOOOOOOO!' on the front of it!

[shnozz]

I forgot - on the MR2 site its all about 0-60 times and 1/4 of a mile times If I stick on a wicked spoiler innit I'll get 3.2 more bhp from me mota

oh, almost forgot, according to your boys, you know a fellow enthusiast if they have got their fog lights on oh dear.

[Podie]

Now, now ladies.... handbags down..

[shnozz]

Podie said: Now, now ladies.... handbags down..

only MR2 drivers that have handbags isnt it?

[Podie]

shnozz said:

Podie said: Now, now ladies.... handbags down..

only MR2 drivers that have handbags isnt it?

probably...

No room for a handbag in the S!

>> Edited by Podie on Friday 14th February 09:59

[grantuk]

MR what??

[Podie]

What do they call this car in France?

"m" "r" "deux"...? Sounds a bit like "merde"... which means...

[mistertwo]

Hey at least you can still fit a few lipsticks in a tiv so at least when you break down you can look good for the RAC blokey when he finally gets to you

As for the real funny MR2 comment - It stands for 'M'id engine 'R'ear wheel drive '2' cos i guess thats how many people it carries. Dont think I wanna start a thread war on 'my car is better than yours'
I have been to a couple of TVR meets and have spoken to some of you lot so chill out
Don't diss my '2' - it may not have tiv sounds but is a true fast sports car - even Schnozz loves my car and he is a true Brit basher!

[JSG]

Mr 2,

Chill out, they're just teasing you. I'm glad your car is faster than our S's to 60 mph. I've got a standard S, would you like a race

Oh and welcome to the S forum, we're very friendly. Hang around - you'll end up buying one.

[Podie]

mistertwo said: Hey at least you can still fit a few lipsticks in a tiv so at least when you break down you can look good for the RAC blokey when he finally gets to you

As for the real funny MR2 comment - It stands for 'M'id engine 'R'ear wheel drive '2' cos i guess thats how many people it carries. Dont think I wanna start a thread war on 'my car is better than yours'
I have been to a couple of TVR meets and have spoken to some of you lot so chill out
Don't diss my '2' - it may not have tiv sounds but is a true fast sports car - even Schnozz loves my car and he is a true Brit basher!

I'm not "dissing" your car, and you are correct in what MR2 stands for... however, I suggest you root around in your glove box... you should hopefully find your sense of humour in there...

[mistertwo]

Say something funny and I'll laugh I just take offence when someone tries to imply that my car is s**t when they obviously don't know much about the '2'
If you knew that schnozz is one of me bestest buds then you'd realize that I was winding him up and vice versa!
BTW - I LOVE the S's sound and bags of torque.

[shillers]

Hi Schnozz - Its Ian from Portsmouth we met last Thursday - I see you ar every active on the board and clearly not an MR2 fan - neither am I - the Jap crap is boringly reliable - Hope to make the next chicken run - Will bring the Chim this time with he wife attached!

[Mistertwo]

Chalk and cheese, but I think you'll find he IS a fan of the 2 he just tries to save face on here with you guys! Why is it that British cars are sooo unreliable? I prefer DRIVING the car - not spending weekends underneath it
If the S was more reliable I would probably have one, they are beautiful cars with buckets of charm.
I guess I'll make do with induction flutters and spool up noise....... Still nothing compares to the sound of the 'V8 S' - apart from my friends AC Cobra, but thats another story.....

[Podie]

mistertwo said: Say something funny and I'll laugh

I just take offence when someone tries to imply that my car is s**t when they obviously don't know much about the '2'

Apologies, seems you can make a joke, but not take one.
I wouldn't assume that I don't know much about the "2"...

[mistertwo]

I'm not assuming anything but someone who implies an MR2 turbo is **** obviously knows nothing about them! By the way, Hello everyone! - got a good site here, think I'll stay a little longer.......

[Podie]

mistertwo said: I'm not assuming anything but someone who implies an MR2 turbo is **** obviously knows nothing about them! By the way, Hello everyone! - got a good site here, think I'll stay a little longer.......

Still doesn't answer the question though - what DO they call the car in France?