Dickie This is what you do when you win !!
Dickie This is what you do when you win !!
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badredwedge

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3,450 posts

257 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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From the SUN so it must be correct



RUGBY fan Geoffrey Huish told yesterday of the moment of madness when he hacked off his own TACKLE — because his team Wales beat England.
Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters.

Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to announce his desperate deed to fellow Wales fans.

Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice. They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital — but surgeons could not sew them back.

Geoffrey spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions.

He is now back home in Senghenydd in the Welsh Valleys — and is STILL unsure why he did it.

Geoffrey, who says he has no history of mental illness, insists he was sober when he performed the DIY castration in his bathroom.

It came in February after Wales won in Cardiff with Gavin Henson clinching victory

dc53

3,217 posts

249 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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i cant stop laughing!

UncleDave

7,155 posts

260 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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I can..

leorest

2,346 posts

268 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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I'm not Welsh, I don't watch rugby, and yet my danglers wince at the merest possibility!

beastie

604 posts

252 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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holly cow!!!

mikeb

2,869 posts

311 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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Odd thing is this is absolutely true as it happened in the pub which is about 30meters from my house!

I shit you not.

MikeyB

Edited to say it did not put me of my pint!! ;-)

Edited by mikeb on Thursday 20th July 18:04

dickymint

29,077 posts

287 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html


Of course if he was Dutch he would've eaten them!!

firefox1712

1,772 posts

284 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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Did they use your pint glass Mike?

adam quantrill

11,679 posts

271 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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If you ask me the story's a load of old bollox...

mikeb

2,869 posts

311 months

Thursday 20th July 2006
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I am supprised they could find a pint glass to put his bollox in. The place where the incident happened only sells cans! The only glasses are the ones with your name engraved in hanging above the bar.

Yanto, Dai the thief, Elwyn etc etc

MikeyB

campbell

2,500 posts

312 months

Friday 21st July 2006
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Do you think the sheep are now safe in that valley, who can tell...

I think he is missing a sosage and a few plumbs upstairs...

adam quantrill

11,679 posts

271 months

Saturday 22nd July 2006
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Now I've re-read this, I think it's a Cock-and-Ball story...

;^)

gun metal

821 posts

270 months

Saturday 22nd July 2006
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dickymint said:
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html


Of course if he was Dutch he would've eaten them!!
He can't get me because Iám driving a SEAC. Besides that, he can't find meet on the Dutchie's so he better can take the Welsh.

leorest

2,346 posts

268 months

Saturday 22nd July 2006
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gun metal said:
dickymint said:
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html


Of course if he was Dutch he would've eaten them!!
He can't get me because Iám driving a SEAC. Besides that, he can't find meet on the Dutchie's so he better can take the Welsh.

dickymint

29,077 posts

287 months

Saturday 22nd July 2006
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gun metal said:
dickymint said:
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html


Of course if he was Dutch he would've eaten them!!
He can't get me because Iám driving a SEAC. Besides that, he can't find meet on the Dutchie's so he better can take the Welsh.


Shut up you fool......it was a compliment learn to speak Welsh PS guess who is pissed come on Tiger.

mikeb

2,869 posts

311 months

Saturday 22nd July 2006
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I am off down that pub tonight as it happens, if anybody wants to pop along and talk bollox! ;-)

MikeyB

dickymint

29,077 posts

287 months

Saturday 22nd July 2006
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mikeb said:
I am off down that pub tonight as it happens, if anybody wants to pop along and talk bollox! ;-)

MikeyB


Just got in from my local and i'm ing Hank Marving......gone right off me chicken balls though

gandalf

2,381 posts

267 months

Saturday 22nd July 2006
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dickymint said:
mikeb said:
I am off down that pub tonight as it happens, if anybody wants to pop along and talk bollox! ;-)

MikeyB


Just got in from my local and i'm ing Hank Marving......gone right off me chicken balls though


Whats that..... Prawn Balls?