Valentines TEXTS

[Marcos maniac]

Just got sent one

you have just been sent a valentines Kiss, guess who sent it to you by texting back to 80070 - 2 guesses for £1.20 (type in the persons number who you think sent it) If you guess wrong then you will send that person a kiss

Ho Hum what will they think of next

PS you can also visit : http://vf.getzed.co.uk/zed/ss/mp/www/

to send some more

[Mr E]

One to send;

Roses are Red,
Honey is sticky,
I quite like you,
But I'd rather have Vicky....


Sure to get physical contact of some form.....

[Podie]

Jeez lads... it's simple. Send the following...

I124Q

Think about it...

[wedg1e]

OURA1..!

[BCA]

Podie said: Jeez lads... it's simple. Send the following...

I124Q

Think about it...

LMAO

[Marcos maniac]

UB6IB9

[DennisTheMenace]

just got a text from orange with a dancing granny whatever next !

[incorrigible]

I see your face when I am dreaming
That is why I wake up screaming

[Citizen Rat]

On a scale of one to two? I'd give her one.

[mel]

Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
A split right up the front.

She didn't wear it very much.

>> Edited by mel on Thursday 13th February 16:21

[Marcos maniac]

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figure that one out

[raceboy]

I imagine a phone is easier to turn upside down than a 21" monitor

[Marcos maniac]

raceboy said: I imagine a phone is easier to turn upside down than a 21" monitor

It had me baffled when it was sent to me

even mor alarming it was sent by the mother in law

[incorrigible]

raceboy said: I imagine a phone is easier to turn upside down than a 21" monitor

Or a fat bloke in an office

[Marcos maniac]

incorrigible said:

raceboy said: I imagine a phone is easier to turn upside down than a 21" monitor

Or a fat bloke in an office

LOL

mental image of every one doing headstand on their desks