Valentine's pressies

[wedgie]

How's this for a Valentine's pressie...

Felt chuffed to bits with the jewellery and the white rose I got for Er Indoors... until bless me, she's got me... wait for it... an ELEPHANT! Don't think anybody could whack that - ideas?

PS - And for the ex I got... our divorce made absolute!

[plipton]

Well I got a BJ

(It did cost me an engagement ring though)

[Bonce]

> Edited to say: that'll stop when you're married. (congrats by the way!)

>> Edited by Bonce on Friday 14th February 13:55

[wedgie]

Scientists have found that there's a food which is guaranteed to rob a woman of her sex drive...

wedding cake

congrats anyway!

[Marcos maniac]

... an ELEPHANT! Don't think anybody could whack that - ideas?

different I suppose


got to wait for my pressie till I get home, mind you I did get a text from Mrs m saying that tonight is my lucky night

[CarZee]

Bonce said:> Edited to say: that'll stop when you're married.

it doesn't, Bonce

[Bonce]

Yeah, but you live in Basingstoke Carz. BJ's are available on high street benches; I heard that the streets are paved with pearl.

[CarZee]

Good point

[chris watton]

I had the best pressie I could ask for, my divorce came through yesterday!!
Now, me and Chan can finally sort out a date for our wedding this year (TVR wedding of course!)

Chris

[joospeed]

everyday I speak to my g/f I feel like it's valentine's day

[Fatboy]

You mushy git

[AllTorque]

chris watton said: I had the best pressie I could ask for, my divorce came through yesterday!!
Now, me and Chan can finally sort out a date for our wedding this year (TVR wedding of course!)

Chris

Are we all invited Chris? Nice lil PistonHeads wedding.... I can buy a new hat (PH cap obviously Ted!)

[S2N]

Just in case I didnt make it clear on other posts I got.....


......NOTHING

[psychobert]

Parked just behind a lovely yellow Chimera a week or so back. When I got back to my rather dirty S3, some young lady had left a perfect imprint of lipstick on the bonnet where she had kissed it..

The Chimera that is.. All I got was someones discarded kebab/burger/chip wrapper dumped on my drivers seat.

As the postman was delayed on Friday, (still hasn't arrived funnily enough), I treated myself to a tank full of Shell's finest and a long, but icily cold topless blatt around the Peak District..

[madcop]

psychobert said:
As the postman was delayed on Friday, (still hasn't arrived funnily enough), I treated myself to a tank full of Shell's finest and a long, but icily cold topless blatt around the Peak District..

That could cost you £3 by the end of the year. The Peak District National park are considering Kens congestion charges to those that visit this area.

[chris watton]

All Torque said,,,,,
'Are we all invited Chris? Nice lil PistonHeads wedding.... I can buy a new hat (PH cap obviously Ted!)'

Would love to see loads of Tivs there!!, we are going in the Chim, thats for sure. We have just booked the date, 20 june,I now have to ask who would like to come to the evening 'do' in Gloucester!! especially the local TVR lot who I meet with!
just divorced and booked a date to get married again!!

On the plus side, she does love TVRs!!!
Although she's still too scared to go above 50 in it!!

Chris

[wedgie]

Nice one, Chris

Similar story for me - but this will be my third time! Some people never learn, eh?
But it was thanks to the new love of my life that I came into TVR country in the first place... if that isn't deserving of a life of wedded bliss I dunno what is.

PS - anyone got any ideas what to do with a ton of elephant sh*t?

[psychobert]

wedgie said: Nice one, Chris

Similar story for me - but this will be my third time! Some people never learn, eh?
But it was thanks to the new love of my life that I came into TVR country in the first place... if that isn't deserving of a life of wedded bliss I dunno what is.

PS - anyone got any ideas what to do with a ton of elephant sh*t?

Yes, deliver it to the Mayor on London.. Or split it equally between anyone thats been involved in the transport policies in this country..

[CarZee]

I'd quite happily contribute to any costs incurred in delivering a ton of shite to Kens house.

Actually, we could all help out by taking a dump in a jiffy bag and posting it to him

[psychobert]

CarZee said: I'd quite happily contribute to any costs incurred in delivering a ton of shite to Kens house.

Actually, we could all help out by taking a dump in a jiffy bag and posting it to him

Coffee/keyboard moment there..