Hanging should be brought back for..........
Discussion
Capital punisment is a very serious issue. There are however a number of offences that deserve it. For example:
1)People who fail to indicate (it's a simple courtesy)
2)People who pull up behind parked cars to allow the oncoming traffic to pass even though you could fit an aircraft carrier through!
3)People who read broad sheet news papers on very crowded commuter (sp?) trains (I really don't want an acre of newspaper and a hairy knuckle in contact with my face).
4)People who insist on using and umbrella on a crowded city street when its hardly raining (and then taking out every tall persons eye balls with the spokes)!
5)All people who tow caravans (that includes my parents).
6)Taxi drivers
I'm hoping to put together a comprehensive list (with your help) and send it to my MP. The ledgeslation might slip through without anyone noticing when we nuke the middle east!
1)People who fail to indicate (it's a simple courtesy)
2)People who pull up behind parked cars to allow the oncoming traffic to pass even though you could fit an aircraft carrier through!
3)People who read broad sheet news papers on very crowded commuter (sp?) trains (I really don't want an acre of newspaper and a hairy knuckle in contact with my face).
4)People who insist on using and umbrella on a crowded city street when its hardly raining (and then taking out every tall persons eye balls with the spokes)!
5)All people who tow caravans (that includes my parents).
6)Taxi drivers
I'm hoping to put together a comprehensive list (with your help) and send it to my MP. The ledgeslation might slip through without anyone noticing when we nuke the middle east!
Sorry, have to disagree with No. 2. I was driving past a row a parked cars thinking, it's OK, there's plently of room for all. Then some berk comes the other way who wants his full entitlement of road, and knocked the chuffing mirror off my car. Technically my fault, as I'm over the centre line (and left with a £170 bill if get the parts from a dealer 
). So I'm now one the annoying b'stards who wait.
Everything else is OK though
Richa.
). So I'm now one the annoying b'stards who wait. Everything else is OK though
Richa.
mybrainhurts said: TRAFFIC WARDENS
Gatso makers
Traffic planners
Transport ministers
Environmentalists
Experts
Consultants
The dog next door (and her dog)
Lawyerrrrrrrrrrrrr um, we've been here before...........
You forgot
socialist scum
trade unionists
clampers
Billy Liar
Stephen Byers (how soon have we forgotten that lying twat!)
the majority of do-gooder green slime sandalistas
department of Inland Revenue workers (for supporting oppresive socialism under Tony Bliar)
bolshie serving girls/guys in supermarkets, yoo wot eehhh???
Lunnun accents!!!
diverging here.................
Byeeeeeee
Farmer said: people who stop at roundabouts when nothing is coming
worse, are the people who just cut straight across roundabouts without even looking, generally cutting you up/almost causing an accident...
or people who presume as you are going 'round' a mini roundabout you must be turning off, so pull out... they get such a stare from me... but its got to the point i don't go round these roundabouts any more...
and finally, women in 4x4's, i apologise to any women here who CAN drive a 4x4 but round my way i have yet to see any woman in a competent control of anything from a RAV4 upwards...
some of the best examples are the woman in the freelander who has lost the backend of her car almost taking me out twice, and my brother once (you can tell by her face she's not used to oversteer) and the ones that use cars or kerbs as a marker to park their cars.
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